If Jesus Were Here

[Ambrosious]

I'd ask him why he's at a porn site. You know?

 

[R Nitelight]

Ambrosious

He'd probably say something cool about going where the sinners are.
That Jesus.
Always ready with a quip....

 

[Fleshmachine]

Why wouldn't he be at a porn site?

He is the son of God, right.

If I were the son of God I would have me a killer porn site.

 

[Rosebud]

I'd ask him why he's at a porn site. You know?

*pulling out hair running and screaming* "I am beginning to think like Ambosious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


*muah*

 

[Dillinger]

If Jesus was here he'd probably be in line to lick Siren's pussy.

 

[Fleshmachine]

If Jesus was here he'd probably be in line to lick Siren's pussy.

First, he would be first in line.

 

[Dillinger]

Fuck that. He can wait his turn. No cutting.

 

[Weevil]

What do you suppose his favourite story would be? Who would be his favourite poster?

I think He'd spend most of his time combing the internet and C&P'ing political issues so we could discuss them

 

[Fleshmachine]

Damn, that's cold.
Now I aint to religious, but I would let JC go first.
He might repay the favor.

 

[R Nitelight]

With a wave of his hand, he could turn Siren's one pussy into enough to feed the masses.....

 

[Todd]

What do you suppose his favourite story would be? Who would be his favourite poster?

I think He'd spend most of his time combing the internet and C&P'ing political issues so we could discuss them

Are you comparing me to Jesus? Remember:

I'm not God I just play one on Lit

 

[Fleshmachine]

With a wave of his hand, he could turn Siren's one pussy into enough to feed the masses.....

LOL

Now that is the funniest post of all time.

 

[Rosebud]

OMG....just OMG!!!!!!!!!

 

[Weevil]

Are you comparing me to Jesus? Remember:

I'm not God I just play one on Lit

I know you aren't Jesus.

Jesus had a beard.

 

[Todd]

Are you comparing me to Jesus? Remember:

I'm not God I just play one on Lit

I know you aren't Jesus.

Jesus had a beard.

http://www.geocities.com/bobtoad777/me/image01.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/bobtoad777/me/image01.jpg

 

[Weevil]

Sorry Todd but that didn't work at all. Do you Have a Beard???

 

[Todd]

its there go to pics of me then to image01 geocities is being dickilish

 

[Weevil]

I said Beard, Todd. Not a little teenage boy Goatee

You don't have long hair either and Jesus probably did.

 

[Todd]

I said Beard, Todd. Not a little teenage boy Goatee

You don't have long hair either and Jesus probably did.

Actually the long hair is a misnomer about Jesus becuase Long hair was only for those who had been commited to the nazarite vow, Jesus was born in nazareth making him a nazerene. Nazerene could have thier haircut

 

[Weevil]

Wait, Are we talking about Jesus Christ???

I thought it was Jesus Alou, All Star Outfielder for the San Francisco Giants in the 60's.

My bad.

 

[Todd]

Wait, Are we talking about Jesus Christ???

I thought it was Jesus Alou, All Star Outfielder for the San Francisco Giants in the 60's.

My bad.

Are we talking about Jesus Alou.

I thought we were talking about Jesus Christ of the Bible legend

 

[Renegade]

Ambrosious

You're starting to scare me man. *backs away slowly*

 

[Laurel]

If Jesus were here, he could pick all the Editor's Choices.

Off topic, as of tonight there's officially over 10,000 stories on Lit.

 

[Ally C]

God is supposed to be everywhere, so he must be here too. I'm not sure if he lets his son loose on the Internet. Maybe they have their own computers, if they need them? Considering the crucifixion, I doubt that he'd find Lit all that painful ...

 

[Expertise]

My thoughts....

I'm thinkin that when he comes back, he's not gonna' look like a "roadie" for KC and the Sunshine Band..... that look ain't gonna play to the media and the power brokers.

My guess is he looks like Lee Marvin after a bourbon binge.... a cat you really don't wanna' screw with. You know more Lion of God than Lamb of God.