If I were me...... I'd obtain the Pope's DNA, and.......

[Uber Sparky]

of course, clone his ass.

I'd raise 'the boys' in the ways of the church and 'teach them about gay porn.'

Then I'd create a series of porno movies called........

The 'Porno Pope Clones Do'........ whatever.

Yep - Porno Pope Clones is what Sparky's into.

Gay sex at the Vatican. Old men, old priests - sucking dicks and fucking A.

Life doesn't get any better.

 

[Guest]

Um, yeah.

I thought you were going to say that you'd allow the gentleman to die and get a younger version! He looks so uncomfortable, how on earth can he continue? If I were Catholic, I don't believe I could even hear anything he said at Mass, I would be too concerned he was going to collapse.

The latest talk about Catholic gays - isn't that insane? The bishops and such are attempting to explain all of the pedophiles who happen to also be priests as being the result of so many gay men who are becoming priests! As if being gay causes someone to become a child molester.

How pathetic - they cannot see past the horrors they have allowed for years, and are instead attempting to place blame on someone else!!!

But anyway, back to your thread! No Pope gay porn for me - that just sounds icky! LOL

 

[Uber Sparky]

The entire Catholic Church sounds......

icky to me.

Sticky too.

I just liked the idea of cloaning the Pope - he'd have a fucking fit.

He's a walking talking corpse. I give him a few months at best.

Of course it will be big news - black smoke - white smoke????

What about fucking polution? Ya think they care?

Hey - you think priests where rubbers?

 

[Guest]

Oh, white smoke, most certainly. Poof!

And to the big question. Do priests wear rubbers?

Hmmmmmm. Only when molesting young children, I think.

 

[Uber Sparky]

That would be cool!!!!!!

you stand in line, waiting for the Pope to bless yer rosary and then, right when you kneel before him......

You whip out some rubbers for him to bless.

I mean, why not - would that not be great birth control?

 

[SINthysist]

I thought you were going to mass-test Poland for paternity suits!

Speaking of people loosing their edge...

 

[Uber Sparky]

I ain't no dope.........

Clone the Pope.

 

[SINthysist]

Only make him new and improved. Multi ethnic trans gendered fully funtional with complete ambidexterity and not ashamed of it!

Look Bishops!

Both hands!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Cool!

A naked, cart-wheeling Pope with a huge hard-on for a spindle.