If I were going to write a porn story, which I am not, but if I were....

[Starfish]

I'd write about a perverted farmer who uses the utter pumper thingy on his dingleling and gets it stuck only to be found out my his haggy old wife who beats him with her rolling pin while he tries to get it detached, all the while their dejected daughter sees this, and runs away the next day to go stay at her cousin's house, but that is all just as fucked up, because her uncle likes to rent hookers and make the whole family watch him fuck them.

It'd be as AWESOME as that run on sentence above!

Okay, so it is more comedy than erotica, but I think that I'd call it 'Redneck's Don't Like Necking. They Like Fucking'.


What would you not expect to find here at lit?

 

[freescorfr]

We could have a mean game matching the characters to Lit personalities - like the pervy farmer with the udder pumper to the artificial vagina mob.

I wouldn't expect to see people on Lit talking about the quality of tinned Tuna fish. Not on a Monday anyway.