If I were a rich man, budda budda biddy biddy bum...(with thanks to Tevyah)

[FlamingoBlue]

I know what I would do. I would create a charitable foundation to root out injustice and try to make this world a better place. What would you do???


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[Expertise]

How rich am I?

My response depends on it.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Perfect timing.....

I'd do just what Nero did...........

But from a balcony like him - not a roof.

 

[Alyrahh]

If I were a rich man? I'd be too busy playing with myself to worry about money.. I've always wondered what it'd be like to be a man.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Expert, my man; we are talking....

Bill Gates rich. And your answer is???

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[Mackdaddy_74]

Aly,you can play with me anytime.
If I was rich though,I would............ I really don't know,I wouldn't know what to do with a lot of money.

 

[R Nitelight]

Get on the first plane headed in the direction of the South-West. Work to clear up some confusion.

[Edited by R Nitelight on 11-13-2000 at 09:32 AM]

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Good one Flame.....

If I had Bill Gates money.......... hmmm?????

I'd spend as much money as it took on scientists and researchers to cure Cancer - and AIDS - and then go to work on the most damaging diseases in order of need.

Then I'd work on perfecting solar energy. And cleaning up the environment.

Then I'd work on farming and food.

By then - by mere example - peace would reign.

And as a side project - I'd kidnap Britaney Spears and make her my love slave.

 

[FlamingoBlue]

But, Sparky....

What would Mrs. Sparky say? And who the hell is this Spears woman, anyways and what would you do with her after you had sex with her???


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[Juliangel]

Ok I have given this thought before when the lottery got to 300 million, hoping thought of charity would help me win.


I would build an apartment complex. Furnish all the apartments with furniture and cars. I would move homeless families in and they could live there free of charge for 2 year while they worked and got back on their feet and could support themselves again

 

[Expertise]

For the common good and my own enjoyment.

OK Blue.

Dont need a hundred billion a la Mr Gates 10 or 12 will do.LOL

1. Provide New Brunswick with an Air Ambulance/ Life Flight service free of charge to users. One helo for each of the Regional hospitals and the flight nurses/emt's to staff them.

2. Set up several educational endowments for for the underprivlidged, children of peacekeepers killed on duty etc.

3. Financially back politicians who were there for the good of the country not there own good.

4. Make sure my family and friends wanted for nothing

5. Open up a really great eatery/bar/supperclub

6. Buy a Major Junior Hockey League Franchise and have fun with it. Making sure my players had fun with it too.

There are a bunch more but I won't bore you with them.

 

[Syd]

I would hold a contest. The man who could turn me on the most without touching me, make me want him so incredibly that I couldn't take it anymore, would win all the money. The only catch being that he would have to do deeds of good will with it all!

Dunno...just the mood I'm in

 

[CW]

If I WERE A Rich Man,,,all day long I'd bidda bidda bie


That's my song of choice as I while the day away,,,

The local volunteer fire departments and rescue squads would never want for anything again,,, nothing,,, new equipment? okay,,, training with pay? makes sense to me,,, radios? sure,,, A Christmas party for the members and familes? yes indeed!!

The Christmas angel tree would not necessarily be a thing of the past,,, but for sure ALL of the names placed there would have the merriest Christmas ever,,, as would our local orphan/wayward child home ( current population just under 300)

I'd sponser meaningful class trips for the local schools, bring in NEW computers for them to use and abuse, and rehab the local playgrounds and sports fields.

At some point I'd set up a resturant/resort/bed and breakfast/country inn that would double as a teaching school for chefs and managers and offer low cost accomendations for guests( guiena pigs ).

BUT FOR DAMNED SURE,,, THAT MONEY WOULD NOT JUST SIT IDLE IN A BANK

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I get the picture, CW...

Fiddler on the Mountains, for you.

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[roosterboy]

I would buy an island and surround myself with the good people of Literotica.com! There would be no limit to what would happen.

Rooster-

 

[Myrrdin]

If I won the lottery.....

I'd carry on farming 'til I'd lost all that as well.

Then I'd go and apply for the position of Syd's love slave. (I,m kinda used to working long hours. .)

~Hunting out my C.V.~

 

[Syd]

Didn't think of taking applications. Hmmmmmmm.......

Myrrdin, you get **X-TRA** points for such a great idea!!

 

[Skibum]

I'd have to give some away, but the first thing I'd do is hop a jet west!