If I wasn't so tired...

[Black_Bird]

I'd stick around with you good folks and chat it up. Hell, I might have even went on a search for a little phone sex...

... Alas, I am very much tired and in need of rest. I just wanted to poke me little beak in and say "hello" before I drift off to dream of Amelia, Calypso, and Superlittlegirl in a lesbian threesome.

Good night and sweet dreams.

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

What? You're not going to dream of me? I am so hurt!

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

How much of a stretch?

 

[Guest]

 

[Dillinger]

True. It will be the tight fit.

 

[Guest]

 

[amelia]

....drift off to dream of Amelia, Calypso, and Superlittlegirl in a lesbian threesome.

Good night and sweet dreams.

ohhhh..how i wish!

i miss chatting with you birdie!

 

[Black_Bird]

True. It will be the tight fit.

Um. Just what were we talking about here, Dillinger?

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: If I wasn't so tired...

ohhhh..how i wish!

i miss chatting with you birdie!

This is nice to wake up to...

 

[Susano]

I just gotta know: Did Dillinger make it into any dreams last night?

 

[Black_Bird]

I just gotta know: Did Dillinger make it into any dreams last night?

Nope. Too busy in other people's dreams to make an apperance.

 

[Guest]

 

[Susano]

He was probably busy with mine. About the last thing I did before falling asleep was read the entire ask Dillinger anything thread, then post a couple questions.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I wonder how the lesbian threesome turned out. Was it true lesbian threesome where they banished him from the vicinity? Or was it a archtypical male fantasy threesome where the "lesbians" suddenly developed a craving for cock, his in particular? Or did they not actually have a sexual threesome and just all went out on a really nice date, a nice dinner, a little dancing, and perhaps the symphony? If so, was he the waiter or the maitre d? Did he wear a tuxedo? Did he look good in his tuxedo? Did he have a silk handkercheif or a pair of silk panties in his pocket? Were they from the lesbian threesome or did he purchase them at Walmart? Wouldn't it have been better if he'd purchased them at a lingerie store?

Oh, the questions...

 

[amelia]

i dreamt that i was the first lady's assistant (not laura bush..i don't know who it was..but..it wasn't her) and that i went out with superlittlegirl. no sex...but it was tender. nice dream!