If I was Problem Child

[Siren]

 

[Problem Child]

Unt vun helluffa fine danzer as vell!

Jawohl, mein Komandant!

 

[Guest]

Pc

you r 1 fine lookin man
funni to
i like yu

wanna dance?

 

[Guest]

I aint all that

I am just a witty guy is all.
I aint no great dancer.
I aint no great looker.
hell I cant even cook.

Fuck all this adoration for me.
nuff already.

 

[Problem Child]

I dunno. What do you look like? I'm fairly particular about waltzing with trolls.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: I aint all that

I am just a witty guy is all.
I aint no great dancer.
I aint no great looker.
hell I cant even cook.

Fuck all this adoration for me.
nuff already.

Seriously though. I think Siren's on the sauce again.

 

[Weevil]

Oh no, So many Problem Childs. How...can...I...tell which is the true one!!!

 

[Siren]

Leave PC alone

 

[Mistress]

Wouldn't know...he still hasnt sent me his picture yet!

 

[Guest]

I am the real one.

 

[Guest]

Fuck that

I am the real one

 

[Problem Child]

Yeah, that's the one I get most Siren...vulernable.

 

[Guest]

You are all wrong

I am the real one.
It is me !

 

[Problem Child]

Oh a Mexican Troll. I'm going international!

I hear they're related to the chupacabra though. Muy malo...

 

[Siren]

Wow

 

[Problem Child]

A regular Troll-opolis.

 

[Starfish]

Oh, Troubled Youngster.........

You are just smashing.
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Smashing heads in, left and right.

 

[Renegade]

*In a Slim Shady type voice* Will the real Problem Child please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

 

[Phoenix]

Oh a Mexican Troll. I'm going international!

I hear they're related to the chupacabra though. Muy malo...

Chupacabra..Oh dios mio

 

[Siren]

hahaha

 

[Rosebud]

Have you heard the parody on that song???
It is will the real greg brady please stand up

 

[KillerMuffin]

But- but- but- the Alaskan Winter isn't harsh! It's beautiful! It's almost mystical in it's majesty. The soft, gentle way the snow falls, wrapping the earth in a blanket of warmth is enough to bring a tear of sublime joy to one's eyes. There is something that just makes the heart beat faster at the simple awe one has when beholding the force of nature that winter is. Winter is just a season Outside, but inside, Winter is transcendent life's breath of Alaska.

 

[Renegade]

Siren

Don't worry, you'll get used to it after awhile. Either that, or you'll end up going mad.