If I was a piece of fruit...

[alexandraaah]

I think I'd be a kiwi.

My outside is fuzzy and warm or rough and abrasive, depending on who you ask.

If you peel me carefully, there's more on the inside to enjoy.

My insides are a sweet treat, a little hard to get to, also a bit tart.

Kiwi's are also so........testicular. And I got balls.


What piece of fruit would you be and why?

 

[carrie-on]

An orange...because I am so sweet and juicy.

 

[lickerish]

A mango, because I would love to be considered exotic.. but when you get right down to it, I'm sweet and love to dribble down a chin.


Yick, did I just say that? lol...

 

[roxie]

I'd be a peach.....

Firm on the outside and juicy in the middle.....

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

I Think I would Be A

Passion Fruit! They Are Real Weird Looking, Just Like Me

There Is Also This Strange Fruit That I Always See When I Cruise Little China Fer My Veggies And Fruit. It's Huge Like A Watermelon And Has All These Wicked Looking Spikes All Over It...I HAve No Idea What It's Called, But I'd Be One Of Those Too!

 

[fillmup]

an avocado! 'Cause I'm feeling a little green!

 

[Andreina]

Kumquat... small, big in flavour, bright, tasty skin and once you get used to my sweet-sour taste you wont want miss my refreshing juices

Halo

 

[Svedish_Chef]

A lemon

 

[alexandraaah]

Kumquat... small, big in flavour, bright, tasty skin and once you get used to my sweet-sour taste you wont want miss my refreshing juices

Halo

good one...

 

[bluespoke]

A banana - no that's too obvious!

A grape. Even if you crush me, I become a sweet full bodied wine.

 

[Guest]

I'd be a sweet, juicy, golden delicious apple. They are my favorite kind. Their skin is like that of a silky, smooth piece of material that's been left outside in the chilled evening air. Their golden yellow color with just a hint of blushing red is like that of the sun as it starts to rise in the morning hours. The juice from your first bite lingers on your lips so that when you kiss someone they can taste the sweetness of that apple with the tenderness of your soft lips.

I think it's one of the most sensual fruits.

Enchanted

 

[alexandraaah]

I'd be a sweet, juicy, golden delicious apple. They are my favorite kind. Their skin is like that of a silky, smooth piece of material that's been left outside in the chilled evening air. Their golden yellow color with just a hint of blushing red is like that of the sun as it starts to rise in the morning hours. The juice from your first bite lingers on your lips so that when you kiss someone they can taste the sweetness of that apple with the tenderness of your soft lips.

I think it's one of the most sensual fruits.

Enchanted

...and now so do I

 

[lickerish]

A lemon

*puckers lips*

 

[Cherry]

I'd have to be a cherry.

 

[Jaded1]

Re: If I were a piwcw of fruit...............

I would be a fresh ripe strawberry I don't think there is anyone that doesn't wear a smile while recalling memorys involving strawberrys

Jaded1, CT

Being naughty is sooo much fun!

 

[espressolover]

A Granny Smith apple.
A bit tart, but when you add a little heat and some sweetness in the form of love and/or lust I just melt on your tongue.

 

[Jaded1]

Expressolover.................

Mmmmm, would you moan as you melted on the tip of my tongue

Jaded1, CT

 

[espressolover]

Ahhh Jaded1!
You are something!
For you I'm sure I would.

 

[Debbie]

I think I'd be a kiwi.

My outside is fuzzy and warm or rough and abrasive, depending on who you ask.

If you peel me carefully, there's more on the inside to enjoy.

My insides are a sweet treat, a little hard to get to, also a bit tart.

Kiwi's are also so........testicular. And I got balls.


What piece of fruit would you be and why?

Damn I wanted to be a kiwifruit. But it's ok 'cos I'm a kiwi.

I would be a feiijoa.

http://www.feijoa.org.nz/

So sweet and yummy to eat that you can even eat the skin.

 

[Gamelover221]

If I was a real fruit I'd probably end up allergic to myself...so I'll have to go with being a chocolate orange! You know those things you slam on the counter and it breaks apart into little slices...

 

[Svedish_Chef]

*puckers lips*

Wanna be a lemon fruit loop?

Love ya babe

 

[lickerish]

lemon fruitloop?

sure

which one will you be?

 

[TygerEyez]

A banana.. simply for the fact that those damned cheerleaders in high school always told me to.

"Peel it down the left, peel it down the right,
Peel it down the middle and UGH! take a bite.
Go bananas, go go bananas..."

Yeah. Definately a banana.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Re: If I was a strange-looking bird

I think I'd be a kiwi.

My outside is fuzzy and warm or rough and abrasive, depending on who you ask.

If you peel me carefully, there's more on the inside to enjoy.

My insides are a sweet treat, a little hard to get to, also a bit tart.

Kiwi's are also so........testicular. And I got balls.


What piece of fruit would you be and why?

http://arthurreeve.tripod.com/marsupialscol/KIWIBABE.gif
Alexandraaaaaah? I searched on kiwi and got confused....

 

[alexandraaah]

I can never tell who's kidding and when...

http://arthurreeve.tripod.com/marsupialscol/KIWIBABE.gif
Alexandraaaaaah? I searched on kiwi and got confused....

If you're serious Lukky?

Check out how sweet I can be:

http://www.alexanderkiwi.com/kiwi_faq.htm