If I was a member of the opposite sex?

[jussforfun]

I'd probably be the biggest slut around!

 

[jussforfun]

I'd probably be the biggest slut around!

Well shoot I thought it would make for an interesting thread!

 

[jussforfun]

Re: Re: If I was a member of the opposite sex?

Well shoot I thought it would make for an interesting thread!

Bump! Ok I'll juss let this one die its natural death!

 

[jussforfun]

Re: Re: Re: If I was a member of the opposite sex?

Bump! Ok I'll juss let this one die its natural death!

one last time

 

[Crimson Blonde]

Did I hear someone say something was dying in here?? Ill call 911 Darlin don't feel bad.... this is the biggest board I have ever belonged too. I dont even dare start a thread for fear of it being lost in the shuffle.

 

[islander01]

I'd probably be the biggest slut around!

Well I think I would give you some stiff competition there...although im pretty sure id be very bi

 

[done_got_old]

I'd fuck my brains out!

 

[carrie-on]

Learn how to put the toilet seat down!

 

[islander01]

I'd fuck my brains out!

LOL yeah I would never die of breast cancer because I would never finish my self exam

 

[shyly curious]

i'd finally know:
why having so many shoes is so darned important
why a woman can't put the toilet seat down herself
why makeup is so important
why women think men are sexy
why you can't have too many closets
why a woman can't wear the same dress twice
why a simple haircut can cost $85
why a woman can't wash with Lava soap
why washing a carburator in the sink is wrong
why being on the phone is normal
why aroll of toilet paper must be installed just so
why car races are boring
why men are always wrong

 

[Saoirse]

Sooooooooo many questions.... sooo little time!

 

[MissIntrigue]

I would finally get to know why some men fall asleep soon as they cum!

 

[redrider4u]

I would finally get to know why some men fall asleep soon as they cum!

aha.but some of us keep loving........kissing.........tasting.......and cherishing...........

 

[MissIntrigue]

that is why I was careful to include the word "some" right before men. I do know there are some that can overcome that" just cum" coma

 

[redrider4u]

that is why I was careful to include the word "some" right before men. I do know there are some that can overcome that" just cum" coma

understood most exacatackally...........

leaning forward.........piercing your eyes with mine..........

"So, do you come here often?"


(cliche # 37)

 

[alonelygal]

I would still have to take the trash out tonight...






Damn.

 

[shyly curious]

I would finally get to know why some men fall asleep soon as they cum!

but you already know why this happens, ... you know you do ...

 

[Soron]

I'd be a lesbian. I just plain like girls.

 

[Arden]

I'd be a lesbian. I just plain like girls.

Well crap, where would that leave me if I turned into a guy?

Aw heck, peeing while standing up would be cool.

 

[Soron]

Well crap, where would that leave me if I turned into a guy?

Aw heck, peeing while standing up would be cool.

LOL leave it to you to figure out the best parts, darlin'.

 

[Arden]

Learn how to put the toilet seat down!

You know, I've just realized that I haven't had to do that. You've gotta love a guy that has perfect aim.

 

[Soron]

You know, I've just realized that I haven't had to do that. You've gotta love a guy that has perfect aim.

LOL
I grew up in a house with three women, I learned to put it down early on.

 

[69forever]

I'd have someone else to work on the damn car.
Get out of speeding tickets by unbuttoning a couple more.
Buy stock in Duracell and clip coupons.
Be able to give that "what, not again" look.
Ride a bike and look for every bump in the road.
Be muti-orgasmic, like the energizer bunny, keep going and going.

Ahhh, hell. Then I'd have to go thru the monthly, have kids, and put up with the lesser than title given by society. No thanks.

 

[tonitits]

I'd have someone else to work on the damn car.
Get out of speeding tickets by unbuttoning a couple more.
Buy stock in Duracell and clip coupons.
Be able to give that "what, not again" look.
Ride a bike and look for every bump in the road.
Be muti-orgasmic, like the energizer bunny, keep going and going.

Ahhh, hell. Then I'd have to go thru the monthly, have kids, and put up with the lesser than title given by society. No thanks.

Hehehe 69, so you don't want to be a woman???