If I sold myself on ebay

[Kajira Callista]

What would i list myself as...?
What details would I add?
If you were me would it be list me on auction or buy now or best offer?

OK I'm off to the post office now.

 

[Kajira Callista]

hmmmm then there is always what type of delivery to offer.

 

[neonflux]

What would i list myself as...?
What details would I add?
If you were me would it be list me on auction or buy now or best offer?

OK I'm off to the post office now.

don't quite know what to tell you on the other stuff, but you should definitely list yourself on auction - with a very high opening bid

 

[chris9]

hmmmm then there is always what type of delivery to offer.

I agree with Neon.
And I would only accept those that are willing to come get you.

 

[myinnerslut]

didnt somebody get arrested for prostitution for doing just that....

 

[Evil_Geoff]

What would i list myself as...?

Since eBay forbids auctioning/sellling people and parts thereof, I would suggest listing yourself as a "fully functional, self-propelled, multi-tasking utility device".

What details would I add?

Shipping dimensions (Ht, Wt, bust/waist/hips), natural color (hair) or options (colors you are willing to go to), examples of the multi-tasking functions you can perform...

If you were me would it be list me on auction or buy now or best offer?

Definitely auction, with a pretty steep Reserve and an insanely high Buy Now option. *grin*

 

[Evil_Geoff]

hmmmm then there is always what type of delivery to offer.

Why, first class of course! The buyer pays the shipping!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Now you all are maming me wanna do it. So what should my starting bid be?
99 cents with a reserve of 3 million dollars?

 

[the captians wench]

*giggles*

and I thought I was the only one that pondered this posibility.

What about the special services cat.? That's what I would think.

I've heard of people selling dates. So maybe you'd want to put a time on the ownership as well, or sell by the year, or month etc...

 

[Chicklet]

Now you all are maming me wanna do it. So what should my starting bid be?
99 cents with a reserve of 3 million dollars?

I'd probably put the reserve closer 'cause if someone bids and sees the "does not meet reserve" notice it can deter their interest...

so maybe you should put the reserve at $1000 so when it goes UP to 3mil you'll feel that much more special ^^

 

[Kajira Callista]

I'd probably put the reserve closer 'cause if someone bids and sees the "does not meet reserve" notice it can deter their interest...

so maybe you should put the reserve at $1000 so when it goes UP to 3mil you'll feel that much more special ^^

You are such a smart girl
Now who wants to come take pics of me?

 

[DVS]

You are such a smart girl
Now who wants to come take pics of me?

Sell that opportunity on Ebay!

 

[Kajira Callista]

Sell that opportunity on Ebay!

lol we can make me a whole new business to be in by doing this!

 

[Betticus]

lol we can make me a whole new business to be in by doing this!

Kinky S&M modeling session for sale. $$$$

 

[Kajira Callista]

Kinky S&M modeling session for sale. $$$$

comin' over darlin'?

 

[Betticus]

comin' over darlin'?

I'll go and get the electrical tape and saran wrap.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I'll go and get the electrical tape and saran wrap.

I'll leave the door unlocked and the porch light on. Meetcha upstairs.

 

[Betticus]

I'll leave the door unlocked and the porch light on. Meetcha upstairs.

You better meet me huddled up in the corner of your closet hidden behind some clothes. Wednesday is rape scene day! Wear panties you won't mind having torn off of you and don't mind the pepper spray.

 

[Kajira Callista]

You better meet me huddled up in the corner of your closet hidden behind some clothes. Wednesday is rape scene day! Wear panties you won't mind having torn off of you and don't mind the pepper spray.

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[Betticus]

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*spank*

 

[Kajira Callista]

*spank*

giggles and crawls into the closet

 

[Betticus]

giggles and crawls into the closet

I said rape scene, not play rape. And by rape scene I meant rape. And by pepper spray I meant I'm going to cum on your face.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I said rape scene, not play rape. And by rape scene I meant rape. And by pepper spray I meant I'm going to cum on your face.

are you trying to scare me betticus? *bats lashes*

 

[Betticus]

are you trying to scare me betticus? *bats lashes*

I think the only thing that would scare you would be to threaten force you to spend a year breaking in young, submissive, virgin boys in only the most innocent of vanilla ways then forcing you to be nice to them after they fall for you.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I think the only thing that would scare you would be to threaten force you to spend a year breaking in young, submissive, virgin boys in only the most innocent of vanilla ways then forcing you to be nice to them after they fall for you.

you are a sadist!