If I lose my job could I be the lit nurse?

[Tryharder62]

Depressing nursing meeting yesterday. (Thanks ObamaCare but I won't go into that.) If I lose my job could I be the lit nurse? Do you think I would only be dealing with sexually transmitted diseases or could I do cool educational threads?

For instance I learned yesterday that rabies is on the rise. If you find a bat in your bedroom you need to start treatment because you can not necessarily see a bat bite. Try not to kill the bat but bring in animal control if you have one in your area. They need to test the bat's brain.

My only concern is what a lit nurse would wear. I work in the community so I wear my regular cloths. This sign should say not all nurses look like this. I am sure there are hot nurses but I couldn't wear this outfit. First of all I would die trying to walk in those heals.

 

[DooleyDarter]

I could use some nursing

 

[Tryharder62]

I could use some nursing

Care to elaborate?

 

[pete]

Depressing nursing meeting yesterday. (Thanks ObamaCare but I won't go into that.) If I lose my job could I be the lit nurse? Do you think I would only be dealing with sexually transmitted diseases or could I do cool educational threads?

For instance I learned yesterday that rabies is on the rise. If you find a bat in your bedroom you need to start treatment because you can not necessarily see a bat bite. Try not to kill the bat but bring in animal control if you have one in your area. They need to test the bat's brain.

My only concern is what a lit nurse would wear. I work in the community so I wear my regular cloths. This sign should say not all nurses look like this. I am sure there are hot nurses but I couldn't wear this outfit. First of all I would die trying to walk in those heals.

that outfit looks crazy, especially the shoes.

you can wear some comfy trainers, t-shirt and some yoga pants. deal?

 

[DooleyDarter]

I think I might be in need of a complete check up

 

[Tryharder62]

that outfit looks crazy, especially the shoes.

you can wear some comfy trainers, t-shirt and some yoga pants. deal?

Deal!!

 

[pete]

Deal!!

although, you might want to have some knee pads handy.

just sayin'.

 

[dirtwrench]

I'm thinking you need to be in some yoga pants and a white tee sgirt with a red cross. And nothing else but a smile.


Oh, ok, you may wear some kind of shoes.

 

[Tryharder62]

although, you might want to have some knee pads handy.

just sayin'.

I've been a nurse for many years. I have a pair all ready I'm not up to my usual self today. Can't figure out a good response for the guy who wants a physical?

 

[Tryharder62]

I'm thinking you need to be in some yoga pants and a white tee sgirt with a red cross. And nothing else but a smile.


Oh, ok, you may wear some kind of shoes.

These Yoga pants people are talking about - Are they the same as sweat pants?

 

[dirtwrench]

No, much thinner material. Nice and snug across all your parts.

 

[loquere]

Well a nurse to clarify issues about sexual health is a great idea!

 

[Wrong Element]

You have a job?

 

[Tryharder62]

Well a nurse to clarify issues about sexual health is a great idea!

I can handle the health aspect but I can't give advise on sex. There are others on here much much much much better than I to do that.

 

[Tryharder62]

You have a job?

If you are asking me, yes, I do!

 

[pete]

These Yoga pants people are talking about - Are they the same as sweat pants?

where do you live? how do you not know what yoga pants are, hon?

 

[Tryharder62]

where do you live? how do you not know what yoga pants are, hon?

I live in the midwest. How the hell do I know how I missed that one? LOL

 

[hogjack]

I have a collection of vintage Florence Nightingale-themed porn.

It gets me through long winter nights.

 

[Tryharder62]

Maybe it's because I have not actively looked for things that fit snug against my parts!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

At LIT youre mostly gonna get gerbil eruptions with our crew of liberals.

 

[hogjack]

I live in the midwest.

Consider a career change. The masseuse/prostitute industry is exploding (no pun intended) in the Midwest.

 

[Tryharder62]

Consider a career change. The masseuse/prostitute industry is exploding (no pun intended) in the Midwest.

Do they offer health insurance?

 

[hogjack]

Do they offer health insurance?

Absolutely.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

If you find a bat in your bedroom you need to start treatment because you can not necessarily see a bat bite. Try not to kill the bat but bring in animal control if you have one in your area. They need to test the bat's brain.

Speaking of bat brains, based on what I typically read in this forum I'd say we have a rather desperate need for a neurosurgeon. Failing that, maybe someone with a current Red Cross advanced first aid certification who could go in and scoop out an idiot's cranial vault and patch him back up for quick discharge. I'm thinking of a basic outpatient procedure.

Any possibility you could start as soon as Monday?

 

[XdOu™]

you can be my personal nurse