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Rubyfruit said:... will she give me a bigger PM box?
Marxist said:
No, it'll just give you a dry tongue.
Rubyfruit said:If I lick Laurel's ass ...... will she give me a bigger PM box?
Mellon Collie said:Offer her drinks and oral sex. She'll give in.
Don't tell her I tipped you off.
Rubyfruit said:Drinks and oral sex? I would never have guessed she was that easy.
Oh, hi Laurel.![]()
Rubyfruit said:"So, Laur....*muffled sounds from Ruby* ..... about that bigge ... ummmmmummmmmm"
#1 Mellon Collie is Crimpy Mullet, it's my pet name for herRubyfruit said:#1 Who is Crimpy?
#2 You will always have competition in the drunk slut catagory as long as I'm around.
#3 Everytime I see your name or your av I have an uncontrollable urge to wield a strap on.
perky_baby said:
#4 Crimpy I thought I was the only drink slut
Mellon Collie said:
I use my feminine wiles on all the ladies.
Mellon Collie said:Cherries?
Are you talking about my bathing suit? Did you see the matching flip-flops?
I'm such a chick.
Mellon Collie said:No no no.
In the picture where I am laying on my beach towel, if you stop looking at my cleavage long enough to look beside my head, you will see the real stars of the picture. My flip-flops.
when I cry, it's not pretty.Mellon Collie said:That's it.
Nothing but pictures of me in sweatpants and a t-shirt for you from now on!