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KillerMuffin

KillerMuffin

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I'd edit out all the p's in p_p_man's posts.

I'd change Todd's title to "Master of the Kitchen."

I'd change Ravenloft's av to a pic of Perry Como.

I'd change Renegade's settings so that he received email notification everytime someone posted to one of this threads.

I'd change Manu's password and run his post total up with inanity.

I'd put a dog in Laurel's av.

I'd change Rick DeVille's name to Dick ReVille to see how long it would take him to notice.

I'd put Cathbrat in Cath!'s location.

KillerGremlin has arrived...

*begs* PLEEEEEEEEEASE GIVE ME MODERATOR POWERS!!!!!
 
Lmao...how do you come up with these things KillerMuffin??
 
KillerMuffin said:
I'd edit out all the p's in p_p_man's posts.

I'd change Todd's title to "Master of the Kitchen."

I'd change Ravenloft's av to a pic of Perry Como.

I'd change Renegade's settings so that he received email notification everytime someone posted to one of this threads.

I'd change Manu's password and run his post total up with inanity.

I'd put a dog in Laurel's av.

I'd change Rick DeVille's name to Dick ReVille to see how long it would take him to notice.

I'd put Cathbrat in Cath!'s location.

KillerGremlin has arrived...

*begs* PLEEEEEEEEEASE GIVE ME MODERATOR POWERS!!!!!
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LMAO .You have the power to bring tears to my eyes.;)
 
I'd force Never to bring her siglines back

I'd make muffin write a story on the delights of being a 49ers fan

I'd make mischka's av Jessica Rabbit

I'd only let todd's posts go through when they made sense

Laurel would finally change her name to Tweety
 
OOOH OOOH!!

I'd also put Kid Rock1's phone # as Rubyfruit's title just so people would call him.

I'd take Tawny T's author page URL and stick it in as El Prudo Yoyotwat's home page.

Lesseeee....

Problem Child's new av would be a guy's lips on the head of another guy's cock and his title would say, "Suck me, fuck me, just do me from behind!"

SvedishChef would find himself stuck in a Packer's jersey and a location af Green Bay, Wisconsin.
 
KillerMuffin said:
SvedishChef would find himself stuck in a Packer's jersey and a location af Green Bay, Wisconsin.
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Well that fixes the wide reciever problem you have...
 
More! I'm drunk on pow-aahhhh!!!!

cym would find herself Cymbidia.

Every time Marxist logged on the board would yell, "NORM!"

Hecate's av would cross her eyes every other blink.

I'd change lavender to Deep Purple and she'd have to sing "Smoke on the water, fire in the sky," every time she wanted to post something.

Never would make sense every fifth post just to shake things up, and her title would be "Well, maybe once..."

AJ would only get to use one personality.

WriterDom would switch.

No matter what he picked, Outsider's av would be a red X!

Mischka's av would be a picture of her own personal naked ass with the word "snooby" tattooed on it.
 
lol people are scared of you anyway KM without you having all this power ... although i have to admit you'd make this place pretty wacky in a good way :p
 
OOOH!!! OOOH!!!

sexy-girl's sig line would say "Shit!"

I'd edit all of Juicylips' posts so that they're signed "Butch Cassidy" and she'd have a pic of a snarling Susan Powter for an av.

Modest Mouse would have the playgirl centerfold they ran of Might Mouse a few years ago for an av.

Dixon Carter Lee would have a nice row of smilies put onto every post.

lobito would drop his carrots.
 
Lisa would post more often, AND take her ass back off sexy-girl

Sexy-girls av would be Ryan Phillippe

Marxist would spouse political theory and try a coup on the board

Simply Southern would go down south on everyone.

Samuari would change his nickname so HE could spell it right

Xander would be banned from falling in love on the board

Mistress would not snuggle

Texan's av would be his branded ass

Tiggs av would be doggystyle

The tree thread would be stickied.
 
cellis said:



But do you really want to??? They are scaring me....:eek:
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LOL.. sure.. I'd like to know what KM would like to do to me.. errr.. umm.. that came out all wrong.. didn't it? :D
 
The really scary part is how appropriate all of KM AND Chef's suggested changes would be. :D

And don't knock Green Bay, Wisconsin. I have a really good friend who lives there. :p
 
.. and this would be Muff's av, forever:


Addendum:
[Lexie's right; the link is bad. See below a couple posts. How anticlimatic is THIS?]
 
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Cheyenne said:
The really scary part is how appropriate all of KM AND Chef's suggested changes would be. :D
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Um...Jessica Rabbit is appropriate for me? Eek.
 
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