If I had a time machine

[Wilson23]

I would not bother with killing Hitler. I would do some research to identify what company can fairly be considered the first commercial advertising firm. Then I would go there and murder everybody on the premises with spectacular, headline-grabbing, blood-on-the-ceiling brutality. I would leave a placard saying, "SO PERISH ALL ADVERTISERS. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REVIVE THIS INDUSTRY." I would repeat the process exactly on anyone who disregarded that warning.

 

[Chernosoth]

Do you still claim to be a lawyer?

Litsters, place your bets on OP loving spam.

 

[nudeblaqgirl]

If I had a time machine, I would take a baseball bat to the original Politics Board server. And every replacement after that

Then nobody would have ever had to listen to fake ass roleplay bullshit you morons have forced on us.

 

[briancamdudetenger2018]

only if we had a flux compasator and 1 21 jiggawatts of electricity

 

[LLCox]

I could make a lot of money betting on sport$

 

[Wilson23]

Because I cannot think of any less direct, more subtle approach that could have prevented the emergence of the advertising industry.