If I had a time machine

Wilson23

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I would not bother with killing Hitler. I would do some research to identify what company can fairly be considered the first commercial advertising firm. Then I would go there and murder everybody on the premises with spectacular, headline-grabbing, blood-on-the-ceiling brutality. I would leave a placard saying, "SO PERISH ALL ADVERTISERS. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REVIVE THIS INDUSTRY." I would repeat the process exactly on anyone who disregarded that warning.
 
Its so wrong that I laughed at that.

But ALSO the first dedicated ad men were all WWII propagandists, so... maybe visit mustache man anyway
 
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