If i had a hammer...

[entitled]

i'd fix that porch railing tomorrow.

What, You really think i'd go on about that song?

 

[Silverlily]

If I had a hammer, there'd be more dead people in my store.

I think I need to get a porch.

 

[entitled]

You have dead people in Your store?

 

[April]

Sometimes people in the store are just begging to be dead.

 

[entitled]

That's why i don't work in a store anymore. They would be.

 

[pointless]

word

 

[Silverlily]

You have dead people in Your store?

Nope, no hammer.



Amen to that April.

 

[entitled]

Nope, no hammer.



Amen to that April.

Aaaahhh.... *nods* Now the question that comes to mind: Do You see dead people?

 

[HeavyStick]

Nope, no hammer.



Amen to that April.

Your shirt tail is preventing me from seeing thigh pie.

 

[entitled]

Your shirt tail is preventing me from seeing thigh pie.

If You can't see it, how do You know it's not cream pie?

 

[Silverlily]

Your shirt tail is preventing me from seeing thigh pie.

You'll have to come here and move it.


entitled - I've seen dead people, at funerals, in morgues...

 

[entitled]

entitled - I've seen dead people, at funerals, in morgues...

Meh... Not exactly what i was shooting for. *shrugs*

 

[HeavyStick]

You'll have to come here and move it.

ok.... you got a place for the handcuffs to go through your bed?

 

[April]

I see dead people all the time. In my store.

 

[Silverlily]

ok.... you got a place for the handcuffs to go through your bed?

You have to ask? Home improvements, baby, it's great to own.

 

[entitled]

I see dead people all the time. In my store.

i suppose they have hammers sticking out of their heads and nails in various body parts.

 

[HeavyStick]

You have to ask? Home improvements, baby, it's great to own.

Which room of your house lets out the least amount of sound?

 

[April]

Actually, I fantasize about decapitating them with DVDs.
Bludgeoning them with tapes.
Smashing them with shelves.
Piercing them with my rapier wit.

Umm, never mind that last one. That's just silly.

I enjoy telling them it's closing time and they must leave immediately.
Maybe I enjoy that too much.

 

[Silverlily]

Which room of your house lets out the least amount of sound?

Toss up between the bedroom and garage.

 

[HeavyStick]

Toss up between the bedroom and garage.

bedroom, I see a high possibility of injury in the garage.

 

[Silverlily]

bedroom, I see a high possibility of injury in the garage.

Ok come on, what's a little pain between friends?

 

[HeavyStick]

Ok come on, what's a little pain between friends?

difference between sexual pain and getting my ass slammed off of a concrete floor

 

[Silverlily]

difference between sexual pain and getting my ass slammed off of a concrete floor

Actually part of the garage is carpeted.

 

[HeavyStick]

Actually part of the garage is carpeted.

You're a wrench head who wants to fuck and get all grimey.

;-)

 

[Silverlily]

You're a wrench head who wants to fuck and get all grimey.

;-)