If Hip-Hoppers Did What They Said In Their Songs

[Dillinger]

Mystikal - "Pussy Crook"

Lyric:
"What the fuck you mean you period done
You can't gimme no lovin'?
Shit, it's time for funky fire boo hole pluggin'!"

Prison Time: Funky fire boo hole pluggin' is a crime in Maryland, Idaho and other states - Five years to life for "crime against nature.b

 

[Siren]

I have no fucking idea what this thread is about

 

[glamorilla]

I've been trying to get sent to prison for years but i think the state of New York suspects ulterior motives.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I've been trying to get sent to prison for years but i think the state of New York suspects ulterior motives.

LMAO

Ya kill me glam.

 

[Azwed]

Re: I have no fucking idea what this thread is about

I am just following Dillys cock around.

Is it like a carrot on a stick?

 

[Siren]

No Azwed

 

[Dillinger]

Eminem - "I'm Back"

Lyric:
"I used to get punked and bullied on my block
Till I cut a kitten's head off and stuck it in this kid's mailbox"

Prison Time: Three years (cruelty to animals plus five years (stalking and harassment) plus 1- years (tampering with the mail) = 18 years.

 

[April]

*getting in line behind Siren*

 

[marksgirl]

Shit! Wait a second, what is this thread about? After looking at you new AV my mind went into lust!!!!!

 

[Dillinger]

Too Short - "Player for Life"

Lyric:
"Which one of us is lookin' in the devil's eyes?
I'd settle down if I could have seven wives."

Prison Time: 54 years (polygamy, six counts).

 

[sunstruck]

Apache, Apache Ain't Shit, 1993, Tommy Boy Music, Time Warner, USA.

"Kill the white people; we gonna make them hurt; kill the white people; but buy my record first; ha, ha, ha";
"Kill d'White People";

Murder - 20 to life (with the posibility of death sentences in many states)

Hate Crime - 7 to 10

Unwarented solicitaiton of goods - Fine of up to $5,000

 

[Dillinger]

Ill Bill - "How To Kill a Cop"

Lyric:
"Run up in precincts with assault rifles
Kill police and throw Bibles
Walked out the precinct leavin' no survivors."

Prison Time: THree years (possession of an assault rifle) plus 25 years (assaulting a police officer) plus life (187 on a cop) = life plus 28 years (per officer).

 

[wizbit9]

ICE - T Black n Decker

lyric

rapper 1. have you ever wondered what it would sound like if you drilled into the top of a mother fuckin cops head

rapper 2. what with one of thos black n decker dome headed pillar cutting shit

rapper 1. yeah man have you ever wonderered what that shit would sound like

insert mimiked sound of the attrocity

rapper 1. probably sound like that man

rapper2. word up

sentence. not much hope of either of them staying alive

 

[Dillinger]

Genius/GZA - "Duel of the Iron Mic"

Lyric:
"Building lovvies are graveyards for small timers
Bitches caught in airports
Keys in their vaginas"

Prison TIme: 20 years (possession with intent to distribute cocaine) plus 25 years (importation of illegal substances) plus 40 years (drug kingpin law/trafficking) = 85 years.