If he didn't need that triple bypass... screwed by visiting hours.

Cathleen

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There are so many ways to go with this one, but dumb cannot be denied. Isn't one wife enough - isn't a single bybass enough? lol



Cambridge UK:

Bigamist's secret life fell apart the day his three wives came to visit
By Catriona Davies
(Filed: 11/08/2005)

A double bigamist was caught out when all three of his wives visited him in hospital at the same time.

Melvyn Reed had managed to keep his three wives secret from each other before he went into hospital for a heart bypass operation.

He had believed he could get away with having all three women visiting him separately in hospital - but they met when the visiting times got "out of synch".

Two weeks after his discharge from hospital, Reed, 59, walked into Wimbledon police station, south-west London, and gave himself up.

Reed received a four-month suspended sentence at Wimbledon magistrates' court last month and was ordered to pay £70 costs after admitting two counts of bigamy.

He married Jean Grafton in Fulham, west London, at the age of 20 in 1966 when he was working as a salesman. He and his first wife, a secretary two years his senior, had three children before the marriage broke down.

Divorce proceedings were started but never completed, and the couple stayed in contact over the years.

In 1998, at the age of 52 and while he was living in Doncaster, south Yorkshire, Reed went through a wedding ceremony with 38-year-old divorcee Denise Harrington, who worked as a sales administrator in the motor trade, at Doncaster register office.

On his marriage certificate, he described himself as a bachelor working as a regional manager in the motor trade.

A third wife was brought into the equation in 2003 when Reed, by then 57, married Lyndsey Hutchinson, 53, at a hotel on Wimbledon Common, south-west London.

The latest of the Mrs Reeds, also a divorcee, was a receptionist, and Reed was by then a shop owner.

He managed to keep all three wives ignorant of each other for almost two years.

It was only when Reed became ill and went into hospital that his deception was discovered. He told police in a statement: "Unfortunately the timing of the visits went out of sync and they all arrived at once."

Despite the exposure of his triple life, Reed has moved back in with his first wife, in Kettering, Northants.

A neighbour of the couple told yesterday's London Evening Standard: "He used to be away quite a lot. He did used to say he had a property in the North, perhaps in Doncaster. We used to joke that maybe that was where his girlfriend lived.

"Once we saw him leave the house by himself at 9am on Christmas Day. Who leaves their wife first thing in the morning on Christmas Day?"

A neighbour of Reed's second wife, who is now living in Isleworth, west London, said: "Melvyn seemed nice enough, an ordinary bloke in his 50s, balding and with a paunch. Not three wives material, that's for sure."


http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/ma...big11.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/08/11/ixhome.html
 
Cathleen said:
There are so many ways to go with this one, but dumb cannot be denied. Isn't one wife enough - isn't a single bybass enough? lol



LOL, I can't deal with one much less three.
 
cndallas said:
LOL, I can't deal with one much less three.


Tathagata said:
I think he had the bypass just to get the fuck away from them
I'd agree but where is this man's mind? Three wives? He made his own living hell. ;)
 
Cathleen said:
I'd agree but where is this man's mind? Three wives? He made his own living hell. ;)



as Richard Prior said, "that's just kickin' your own ass".
 
VermilionSkye said:
Very funny post, Cathleen!
I heard about it the other day from Paul Harvey... Now you know the rest of the story. I was sitting in traffic and burst out laughing - the lady in the car next to me looked and asked what was funny... she was laughing too. Seemed worth a post.

;)
 
Obviously he should have gotten a lobotomy too.

3 wives is pure suicide.
 
Cathleen said:
I heard about it the other day from Paul Harvey...


Paul Harvey? That geezer is still alive?

I thought he and Abe Vigoda died in a car crash years ago, they were coming home drunk from a titty bar.
 
ImSinister said:
Paul Harvey? That geezer is still alive?

I thought he and Abe Vigoda died in a car crash years ago, they were coming home drunk from a titty bar.
Actually I think that was one of the Kennedy's
 
rimmy said:
Obviously he should have gotten a lobotomy too.

3 wives is pure suicide.
Yeah - that man would have done better with the lobotomy. I can't even say 'bad karma' to him... stupid is as stupid does.
 
ImSinister said:
Paul Harvey? That geezer is still alive?

I thought he and Abe Vigoda died in a car crash years ago, they were coming home drunk from a titty bar.
Of course he is still alive and talking a tad slow as always.

Rimmy - that was a g-r-o-a-n.... lol
 
Cathleen said:
Yeah - that man would have done better with the lobotomy. I can't even say 'bad karma' to him... stupid is as stupid does.

Did they all three offer to donate his organs,......real soon?

;)

yikes.....what if none of them showed up. He would have been heartbroken and none of us would have known about it.
 
rimmy said:
Obviously he should have gotten a lobotomy too.

3 wives is pure suicide.

3 wives is either pure suicide or enough to put a guy away in an asylum! :D
 
ruminator said:
Did they all three offer to donate his organs,......real soon?

;)

yikes.....what if none of them showed up. He would have been heartbroken and none of us would have known about it.
He was heart broken. Maybe he would have found a fourth?
 
Cathleen said:
There are so many ways to go with this one, but dumb cannot be denied. Isn't one wife enough - isn't a single bybass enough? lol



Cambridge UK:

Bigamist's secret life fell apart the day his three wives came to visit
By Catriona Davies
(Filed: 11/08/2005)

A double bigamist was caught out when all three of his wives visited him in hospital at the same time.

Melvyn Reed had managed to keep his three wives secret from each other before he went into hospital for a heart bypass operation.

He had believed he could get away with having all three women visiting him separately in hospital - but they met when the visiting times got "out of synch".

Two weeks after his discharge from hospital, Reed, 59, walked into Wimbledon police station, south-west London, and gave himself up.

Reed received a four-month suspended sentence at Wimbledon magistrates' court last month and was ordered to pay £70 costs after admitting two counts of bigamy.

He married Jean Grafton in Fulham, west London, at the age of 20 in 1966 when he was working as a salesman. He and his first wife, a secretary two years his senior, had three children before the marriage broke down.

Divorce proceedings were started but never completed, and the couple stayed in contact over the years.

In 1998, at the age of 52 and while he was living in Doncaster, south Yorkshire, Reed went through a wedding ceremony with 38-year-old divorcee Denise Harrington, who worked as a sales administrator in the motor trade, at Doncaster register office.

On his marriage certificate, he described himself as a bachelor working as a regional manager in the motor trade.

A third wife was brought into the equation in 2003 when Reed, by then 57, married Lyndsey Hutchinson, 53, at a hotel on Wimbledon Common, south-west London.

The latest of the Mrs Reeds, also a divorcee, was a receptionist, and Reed was by then a shop owner.

He managed to keep all three wives ignorant of each other for almost two years.

It was only when Reed became ill and went into hospital that his deception was discovered. He told police in a statement: "Unfortunately the timing of the visits went out of sync and they all arrived at once."

Despite the exposure of his triple life, Reed has moved back in with his first wife, in Kettering, Northants.

A neighbour of the couple told yesterday's London Evening Standard: "He used to be away quite a lot. He did used to say he had a property in the North, perhaps in Doncaster. We used to joke that maybe that was where his girlfriend lived.

"Once we saw him leave the house by himself at 9am on Christmas Day. Who leaves their wife first thing in the morning on Christmas Day?"

A neighbour of Reed's second wife, who is now living in Isleworth, west London, said: "Melvyn seemed nice enough, an ordinary bloke in his 50s, balding and with a paunch. Not three wives material, that's for sure."


http://news.telegraph.co.uk/news/ma...big11.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/08/11/ixhome.html
What got onto his little head?
 
What business is it of anybody how many wives or husbands a person has? Except of course for those people who are their spouses.
 
The Heretic said:
What business is it of anybody how many wives or husbands a person has? Except of course for those people who are their spouses.
A lawyers of course, someone needs to get money from the mess. :eek:
 
It's an affront to everyone who feels that marriage is a sacrament and a unique covenant between one man, one woman and God.

And it doesn't take the wisdom of Solomon to see that.
 
phrodeau said:
It's an affront to everyone who feels that marriage is a sacrament and a unique covenant between one man, one woman and God.

And it doesn't take the wisdom of Solomon to see that.
And so are a number of other things - but such things are between people and their God, not people and their government. One of the most dangerous ideas in the world is that government should enforce the ideals of a religion, any religion.

Oh, and BTW, how many wives did Solomon have?? 700

So be careful to know your history before invoking the 'wisdom of Solomon".
 
The Heretic said:
And so are a number of other things - but such things are between people and their God, not people and their government. One of the most dangerous ideas in the world is that government should enforce the ideals of a religion, any religion.

Oh, and BTW, how many wives did Solomon have?? 700

So be careful to know your history before invoking the 'wisdom of Solomon".
Oops, I forgot the sarcasm tag.
 
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