If given the chance, would you RULE the WORLD?

SlowHand89

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My gut response was 'hell ya!!' but I can't manage a small group of people and get them to do what I want so I can't imagine the headaches ruling the world would give me. No, I think I would rather settle on ruling a small but diverse and talented harem. All headaches could then be taken care of naturally. Much better idea, but off topic. So.......


Would you rule the world?
 
Check my quote, i'm uniquely qualified.
 
MorgaineLaFay said:
I'm pretty sure Siren rules the world.



Hi MorgaineLaFay (that's a mouthful...um, a handful...uhh... takes long to type)

I think Siren rules the waterworld. And we all lknow how bad that movie was.:)
 
Never said:
Don't I already?


nope, sorry.


But seriously, (ya I know, serious sucks but I'm going there anyway) nah fuck it.

Alrighty then, if you rule the world, then why do I have to deal with the homeless every day? They've been around long enough. Why aren't you doing something about it?
 
I think you can all pretty much guess my answer to this question. ;)
 
The real question is, would you want me ruling the world?

I have been known to have capricious thoughts - like clothes will be optional and only worn for comfort and that all people who drive SUVs should have to refine their own oil. And those are the kind of ideas I come up with when I'm in a good mood.

There would be no men in ties.

Health care would be a human right

Entertainers and athletes would be paid minimum wage. Teachers and janitors and sanitation workers would be paid the kind of money professional athletes make now.

And many more of my fantasies would become law...

So, do you really want me ruling the world?
 
SlowHand89 said:
Would you rule the world?

Only if forced at the point of a gun to accept the job. I'd do my very best to do it right in that case, but ther's no way I'd go looking for that job.

I think R.A. Heinlein had the right idea when he proposed that anyone who wants a high political office should be automatically disqualified as insane.
 
Re: Re: If given the chance, would you RULE the WORLD?

Weird Harold said:

I think R.A. Heinlein had the right idea when he proposed that anyone who wants a high political office should be automatically disqualified as insane.

Thats why I dont want that job :D

I'm perfectly sane :devil:
 
no...it would be far too much responsibility.

SlowHand, if you're looking for someone for your diverse harem, I'd like to volunteer.
 
I don't think it would be very difficult. The key, it seems to me, would be the ability to rule the world and not get killed.

I have no desire to rule the world- but I could definitely suggest some changes. :)
 
Re: Re: If given the chance, would you RULE the WORLD?

Weird Harold said:



I think R.A. Heinlein had the right idea when he proposed that anyone who wants a high political office should be automatically disqualified as insane.

Heinlein had many great ideas. Like his ideal system of justice (balancing---the victim (or their survivors) get to do to you what you did. The punishment for rape was particulary just.)
 
Yes, if given the chance I would rule the world. Would I do a good job at it? Hell no, but thats what underlings are for. Get the best and brightest people for everything you need, give them a little power of their own but always keep a policing force that was completely loyal to you just in case someone tries to knock you out of power. :)
 
glamorilla said:
oh what a wonderful world it would be.

I agree, you got my vote!

What to do for a slogan though???

Um... Go glam, or eat spam.

Yeah...
 
Ah, but for the good old days, when only EVIL OVERLORDS deigned to rule the world...

"And if you don't follow my orders, I'll shoot you!"
 
Ravenloft said:
Ah, but for the good old days, when only EVIL OVERLORDS deigned to rule the world...

"And if you don't follow my orders, I'll shoot you!"

Well what's the point of ruling if you can't be evil?
 
Luscious Lioness said:
I wouldn't mind being the lady at his right hand but to actually rule... well, honestly ladies, don't we really?

Shya! "Honey, pass this bill and I'll give you that blow job you want so bad..." *Rolling eyes*
 
IrishWolfhound said:


Well what's the point of ruling if you can't be evil?

DAMN RIGHT! Who wants to be 'good' when they have supreme executive power?! Thats just... Lame!
 
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