If Dr. Seuss wrote Strap-on Stories

[Talulah4ever]

If Dr. Seuss wrote Strap-on Stories
Would you like it in your ass
I would not like it in my ass
It might hurt, or I might have gas
It won't hurt I tell you now, you will not need to say oww
Can I shove my dildo in, I don't think it would be a sin
Just an inch or maybe two, I'll even lube it up for you
Not an inch, not two nor four, I'll take no dildo from a whore
No need for names, I just want to please.
Did you just give my ass a squeeze?
What if I will rub your cock, lick your balls and rub your cock?
Not if you rub, not if you suck, my ass is not for you to fuck!
What if I let you squeeze my tits, fuck my ass and squeeze my tits?
That sounds good, but still no way, you will not fuck my ass today.
Hey, why do you lube up your dong, clearly you must be hearing wrong.
I said no way, yet you pursue, what can I say to convince you?
I guess your right, I guess you win, opps, I just slipped it in.
Say, I like that dildo in my butt, I'll gladly be your strap-on slut.
Fuck me in my ass all day, shove that dildo in all the way.
You can fuck me with a dong, whether it be short or it be long.
I'll open up my ass to you, I love it in my ass it's true.
But wait, what is that white stuff off in space, it is cum landing on my face.
You made me shoot my load so far, I thought it was a shooting star.
Thank you for slipping in, now please will you fuck my ass again?

(originally posted by me at http://pegaholic.blogspot.com/ so no copyright infringement here)

 

[Fantasies_only]

Dildos and spam

"Here's my nuts,
and my butt.
Would you like to fuck?"

"I do not want to fuck today.
Weather bi, straight, or gay."

"Would you like it in your ass?
Would you mind if I passed gas?"

"I would not, could not in your ass.
I will not when I'm smelling gas.
I do not like your little toy.
I've little money, oy. "

"Would you, could you in my mouth?
Would you mind if I go south?"

"Not in my mouth and not in my ass.
Never down south nor passing some gas."

"Will you spank me all tied up?"

"I won't spank you tied up.
Not in my mouth, not in my ass, never down south, I don't like your gas.
I do not want to fuck today.
I do not like you 'cause your gay!"

"Try it. Try it, just for me.
Same sex sex is best you see."

"If you will stop bothering me, I'll try it once, now let me be!"

"Ooo, yes, yes, harder, faster!"

"I do! I do like fucking you!
This is great, I wish I knew!

And I will do it in your ass, and will not mind if you pass gas!
I know I'll like it in your mouth, and you can even go down south!
I will also tie you up, and spank you till the sun comes up!

I just love your little toy, a little pricey but oh boy!

Thanks for showing me the light.
(whispers) I will call you late tonight. "

 

[iwantyoufuckme]

hmm. very interesting..
and pleasing to read.

 

[Fantasies_only]

hmm. very interesting..
and pleasing to read.

Glad you liked it.
I thought "Green Eggs and Ham" should also be recognized.