If Dicks could talk, what would they say?

[Sparky Kronkite]

They wouldn't - dicks can't talk......

They.....

Can only whistle!

And yeah - babes - ya gotta blow'em.

 

[OUTSIDER]

My dick talks with a voice that sounds just like Cheech, and he say's "Eh man where's all da pussy at"

 

[Derya]

A dick would probably say

I am it and everybody wants to be me

 

[Cheri]

If a dick could talk, he'd sound just like Gomer Pyle and no one would ever fuck him. lol

 

[Purple Haze]

My dick wouldn't talk like Gomer Pyle, my dick would sound like Ed McMahon.

And sing bass.

Most of the time it would just hum all day long.

 

[Siren]

Now your cock is just spouting off....

 

[Purple Haze]

Sometimes it would sound like those two slappin' guys on "Hee Haw"

 

[Remington]

Any self-respecting dick wouldn't take the time to talk.


*off to bed now that I'm no longer a "virgin". What better place to have my cherry popped the second time

 

[Guru]

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

I would be scared if the hubbys dick would talk. He might not have one if that would happen!!

 

[Flagg]

A startling revelation would be ...

"Would ya stop sticking me into all these pussies man! It smells and I can't breath in there! Give me a break!"

 

[TN_Vixen]

The dick would say In Shaggy style....

"wasn't me"

 

[Ambrosious]

With "alerts" sounding and claxon's ringing...

DIVE! DIVE! PREPARE TO DIVE!!! ALL HANDS!! DIVE!!

Helmsman, take us to three inches and hold it steady.

Aye aye, sir!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Dicks could say...

"Oh no! Not a butt plug! Again?"

 

[Cheyenne]

I think a dick would say "hmmmmm... how warm and soft and wonderful you feel..... squeeze me tighter, I'm moving in faster and deeper. AHHHHH!"

Wait, I think I've actually heard that before......

[Edited by Cheyenne on 02-13-2001 at 07:37 PM]

 

[Colopat]

Dicks Speak

"I never met a pussy I didn't like"===="hole is a hole"=="old enough to bleed is old enough to breed"==="There is a God after all"===="A prick has no consciense"==="Lord take me to the Promised land"==="Early to rise early to bed"==== "Sure beats a hole in the head"====
Smile Ladies!!!!

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: Dicks Speak

 

[Colopat]

I'm sorry for my sophmoric digression to the 60's Mea Cupa! Mea Culpa! Mea maxima cupa!

 

[R Nitelight]

They usually say "Vote for me."

 

[GuyJD]

That was a nightly question on "Love Phones with Dr. Judy". In the voice of Butthead (from Beavis & Butthead), mine would say...."Ah, hey baby. Cum to GuyJD!!"

 

[stud 3;16]

shut up dick head lol

if my dick could talk it would say what goes up must come down. or here pussy pusy. or it might say hey whats that fishy smell. or it might say hey quit choking me. or it might say hey get that bag off my head. or it might even say if i only had a brain. or it would say open up and say ahhhhh.