If chipmunks broke into your house...

[parodyluvr75]

If a pack of wild chipmunks broke into your house and trashed the place doing pilates, how would you react?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...unk-demonstrates-morning-stretch-routine.html

 

[tedsbeds]

If a pack of wild chipmunks broke into your house and trashed the place doing pilates, how would you react?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...unk-demonstrates-morning-stretch-routine.html

I'd call Dave Seville and ask for a piece of their contract. God I love Alvin!

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://youtu.be/qwBBuysf8VQ

 

[tedsbeds]

I'd call Dave Seville and ask for a piece of their contract. God I love Alvin!

"Stayin Alive" is all what it's about. On a side note we use this song in CPR to keep the "beat". Very apropos.

 

[SuprSalor]

Burn the place. Them things carry PLAGUE!!!

 

[Killswitch1]

If a pack of wild chipmunks broke into your house and trashed the place doing pilates, how would you react?

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/69219/chipmunks-dancing-o.gif

 

[Killswitch1]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpy1y0aALP1qii6tmo1_250.gif

 

[parodyluvr75]

Burn the place. Them things carry PLAGUE!!!

http://www.cdc.gov/plague/transmission/

So you wouldn't cuddle them?

 

[pollynova]

I'd be fine with them as long as they didn't sing.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'd be fine with them as long as they didn't sing.

http://youtu.be/VwW3SyBkPF8

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'm an animal lover, but those things are as bad as red squirrels. Two words castle doctrine.

 

[pollynova]

http://youtu.be/VwW3SyBkPF8

I would be buying a ton of rat traps if that happened.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I'm an animal lover, but those things are as bad as red squirrels. Two words castle doctrine.

How are red squirrels bad? We don't have them where I am. I've got outdoor cats so the only squirrels I see close to my house are gray and decapitated.

I would be buying a ton of rat traps if that happened.

No singing, how about dancing?

 

[pollynova]

How are red squirrels bad? We don't have them where I am. I've got outdoor cats so the only squirrels I see close to my house are gray and decapitated.


No singing, how about dancing?

Well... maybe. They better be good!

 

[thør]

The only varmint that belongs in the house is varmint poon-tang.


Thank you, Bill Murray in Caddyshack for that term. Of course, it's used in another context.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Well... maybe. They better be good!

http://youtu.be/L-75xCPD_L4

The only varmint that belongs in the house is varmint poon-tang.


Thank you, Bill Murray in Caddyshack for that term. Of course, it's used in another context.

http://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/27153/1-1/sexy-squirrel-costume.jpg

 

[Fala]

TBH....I've never seen a chipmunk in my life. They just don't live this far down in central Tx.

However...they sure are cute!

 

[Fala]

TBH....I've never seen a chipmunk in my life. They just don't live this far down in central Tx.

However...they sure are cute!

Oh wait, wait, wait! I totally missed the Pilates thing.

That's a definite no-go.

Now, if it was into jogging.....I'd fit it into the cutest jogger-togs and head on down the street with it!

 

[Conager]

..I'd tell them to slow the record down.

 

[pollynova]

TBH....I've never seen a chipmunk in my life. They just don't live this far down in central Tx.

However...they sure are cute!

They are a adorable. Unless they start singing and dancing.

 

[Aglaopheme]

How are red squirrels bad? We don't have them where I am. I've got outdoor cats so the only squirrels I see close to my house are gray and decapitated.

decapitated......

We've had red squirrels chew through our chimney liner. One I was assured could not be chewed through by my furnace guy. We've also had a chipmunk due over a grand in damage to the electrical system of one of the cars.

So yeah castle doctrine. I may have chosen if different route if they had been doing yoga.

 

[Noor]

I saw one yesterday when I was looking at an apartment.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Chipmunks aren't dangerous like baboons and baboons can carry HIV.

I'm not worried about baboons invading my home unless they broke out of a zoo and were on the loose.

My two cats would make quick work of the chipmunks, though.

 

[parodyluvr75]

decapitated......

We've had red squirrels chew through our chimney liner. One I was assured could not be chewed through by my furnace guy. We've also had a chipmunk due over a grand in damage to the electrical system of one of the cars.

So yeah castle doctrine. I may have chosen if different route if they had been doing yoga.

They're well fed but they love hunting. I don't know what they do with the heads.

I see, so very rat-like eat and chew on anything. That sucks.

Yoga would be a better alternative but it's probably to limber up for their daily mischief.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I saw one yesterday when I was looking at an apartment.

Are you moving?

Maybe he was looking for a roommate?