If at first you don't succeed keep sucking until you do suck seed.

[InternationalFunboy]

Now that I have your attention it is with great honor and much excitemnet that i present to you the First Annual Literotica Performance Awards!

Categories were chosen by our panel of judges, and awards have been given with the utmost fairness and good humour in mind.

I hope you brought your notes kiddies, for I hope to award the best acceptance speech soon...
now.........ON WITH THE SHOW! Hosted by your very own Lizard tongue Givin' neck bitin' nipple tweak super freak......IFB, the last of the International Funboys....

Let's get right to it. The awards are as follows:

Best Comedic performance goes to:
Male - Problem Child (Nino del problema! como se dice "Fuck Vietnam" en espanol??)
Female - Siren

Best Dramatic Performance goes to:
Male - Scylis
Female - RisiaSkye

The Best Villian award goes to:
Male - WriterDom
Female - Myst (a constant battle between good and evil, Harley Quinn)

Most Sensual performance goes to:
Female - Lickerish
Male - Texan (for the lone star flag, Texicans unite!)

Best Courtship Dance award goes to:
Mistress/Xander (divine lovelies)

Best Ensemble Cast Award goes to:
Xander/Valdimer_79/Ravenloft

Best Cinematography award goes to:
Starfish (for "Orbital Funhouse")

Best naturalism (Main Entry: nat·u·ral·ism - 3 : realism in art or literature; specifically : a theory in literature emphasizing scientific observation of life without idealization and the avoidance of the ugly) Award goes to:
male - CrystalHunting
Female - Tiggs

Best Cameo Award goes to:
Laurel (Our den mother, without you we would be lost)

Best Welcome (series) goes to:
Willing and Unsure

Best Foil award goes to:
Andra_Jenny

The Bringer of Truth award goes to:
SparkY Kronkite

And, The "Queen of the Scene" Award goes to:
Lavender (let's procreate the foreign conglomerate)

Congratualations to the winners......let's hear it for them everybody!

 

[lavender]

 

[Stonedagger]

DAMN

I must try harder - thought for sure I would get the most off the wall fucked in the head award....DAMN!!!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Most Sensual performance goes to:
Female - Lickerish

And, The "Queen of the Scene" Award goes to:
Lavender (let's procreate the foreign conglomerate)

Congratualations to the winners......let's hear it for them everybody!

Ahhhh what did lickerish actually win it for dear funboy?

If she's the queen, whos the king? "EBW"


Ahhh eat me I wasnt even fucking nominated

 

[Willing and Unsure]

thanx funboy... i will gladly accept my award... and step back to the shadows to congratulate everyone else

 

[Weevil]

Re: Re: If at first you don't succeed keep sucking until you do suck seed.

If she's the queen, whos the king? "EBW"

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

 

[InternationalFunboy]

This is a Lav Co. friendly event....

 

[Stonedagger]

so whaddya say>

I am still waiting

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Re: Re: If at first you don't succeed keep sucking until you do suck seed.

Ahhhh what did lickerish actually win it for dear funboy?

If she's the queen, whos the king? "EBW"


Ahhh eat me I wasnt even fucking nominated

She won it for ........her grace.

And Lav is a reigning queen without a king....any nobles up for the trials? prove yourself knaves......and win her heart.

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

This is one queen who doesn't need no stinkin' King.

I have my dildo perfectly situated atop my throne. All is well in the LavyKingdom. Always puts me in a good mood when I'm dealing with the mere fledglings.

Yikes. I guess that means I can say goodbye to lil' Felix and Lenny.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Re: Re: Re: If at first you don't succeed keep sucking until you do suck seed.

She won it for ........her grace.

Her grace????? that is a copout

 

[Never]

*glancing up at throne*
All this time I thought that was a lightening rod.

I am NOT random.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Re: so whaddya say>

I am still waiting

the misfiring neuron award goes to Stonedagger.....be careful, it shoots flames and shit ;-)

 

[Stonedagger]

hehehehehehe

I always told my mother i was poised on the brink of greatness - my mom always told me that no matter how poised I was greatness would always move her sex ass out of my reach - till i tied greatness up in my bed!!! LOL!!!!!


THANKS TO YOU!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Hey Dagger,
'tween you and me
are you a Max Damage or Die Anna? hmmmmm.......

I love that game still......

 

[Starfish]

Thank you for the undeserved award IFB.

This is a good thread that you've made, and I award you with a big hug and title..
Best Funboy in the World award.

 

[Stonedagger]

huuhhh

HUHHH?? Wjhat in helsl are yous talking abouts!???

 

[Problem Child]

In the spirit of the great thespians Marlon Brando and George C. Scott, I will not be accepting my award tonight.

I do however, thank the International Funboy Academy for the honor.

In lieu of said award, I will gladly accept the following, shipped to my home by UPS overnight:

1) One bottle of Jack Daniels, a clean glass, ice.

2) A recently worn pair of KillerMuffins panties.

3) A la-Z-boy recliner, preferably green, with back vibrating massage.

4) One film canister full of sinsemilla seeds.

5) A dumptruck of mushroom compost.

6) A years supply of Eggo brand frozen waffles, with maple syrup.

7) Some of that new buttwipe with lotion in it.

8) The complete recordings of Bill Monroe and wierd Al Yankovic.

9) A framed photograph of Lavender's ass in a pair of tight faded Wrangler jeans.

10) Some of those orange robes the Dali Lama runs around in.

11) A set of goodyear tires for my truck.

12) A copy of Starfish's tips for successful partying.

13) Total enlightenment.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

For el nino del problema

From the academy, with lotion....

 

[Problem Child]

shit, somebody finally made me laugh tonight.

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Dagger - So many pedestrians, so little Time. This is the tagline from Carmageddon....

are you effing kidding me??

 

[InternationalFunboy]

Where are the rest of you monkey-effers?

The best acceptance speech award is up for grabs still.......but there is some real stiff competition.....

 

[lavender]

 

[Stonedagger]

alright

I am diving in - but i am allegic to funboycake - so only eating up the strawberrylav party!!! YUMMY