If Anyone Wants This Story Idea, It’s All Yours

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From my WIP, the upcoming Gold Dollar Girls: Road Trip, courtesy of Clover. I think it’s a great idea, perhaps for a Humor story, but I can’t see it as something I’d write myself.

“Hey, you know what they should have? Road Head Rally. So like, they line up a bunch of drivers, and they have chicks ride with them, and they say ‘Go!’ And they start driving and the girls suck their dicks and the winner is the guy who drives the farthest without blowing his load.”
 
The harlot in me is cackling, the realist in me is envisioning carnage and traumatic amateur amputations...
 
“Hey, you know what they should have? Road Head Rally. So like, they line up a bunch of drivers, and they have chicks ride with them, and they say ‘Go!’ And they start driving and the girls suck their dicks and the winner is the guy who drives the farthest without blowing his load.”
He might be the winner of the rally, but the one whose partner makes him coast to a stop just after the flag drops is the winner in life.
 
I would do it as a long rally race instead of a drag race, mutual orgasms are required before a car can advance past certain race checkpoints? You'd probably want to write from the perspective of the race announcers and commentators?

There was an old cartoon called Whacky Racers, where each car and driving team had a silly gimmick and aesthetic... 😅

You could have the Eurovision team that can't keep their hands off each other... Because their Italian sports car is too small to avoid it!

The redneck team with Daisy May and Cleetus (Daisy is an amazing driver, Cleetus is a strong silent mechanic)

A rockabilly lesbian team, with their vintage Dodge charger

A nerdy team from MIT where neither one has worked out the courage to ask the other one out yet 😍
 
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There was an old cartoon called Whacky Racers, where each car and driving team had a silly gimmick and aesthetic... 😅

You could have the Eurovision team that can't keep their hands off each other... Because their Italian sports car is too small to avoid it!

The redneck team with Daisy May and Cleetus

A rockabilly lesbian team, with their vintage Dodge charger

A nerdy team from MIT where neither one has worked out the courage to ask the other one out yet 😍

You'd probably want to write from the perspective of the race announcers and commentators?

Don’t forget the hippies in the flower power turtle-top VW micro-bus, slow, steady and nekid, stoned out of their minds but still in the race. 🤭
 
I would do it as a long rally race instead of a drag race, mutual orgasms are required before a car can advance past certain race checkpoints? You'd probably want to write from the perspective of the race announcers and commentators?
There was an old cartoon called Whacky Racers, where each car and driving team had a silly gimmick and aesthetic... 😅

You could have the Eurovision team that can't keep their hands off each other... Because their Italian sports car is too small to avoid it!

The redneck team with Daisy May and Cleetus (Daisy is an amazing driver, Cleetus is a strong silent mechanic)

A rockabilly lesbian team, with their vintage Dodge charger

A nerdy team from MIT where neither one has worked out the courage to ask the other one out yet 😍

Go for it!
 
Oh, damn, after reading this thread now I'm thinking about combining Whacky Races, the early Fast & Furious movies (and probably the new ones because why the heck not?), GTA, Saints Row, Redline, Need for Speed (Underground 2, Most Wanted, and Carbon specifically), and Index Card RPG 2e's Death Race, which I actually adapted into a Planescape game with my friends. I want in on this.

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Oh Penelope…why you gotta be like that girl 🤨

Oh... Oh... Oh... That explains a lot...

Literotica Whacky Racers could be a fun collaborative project, if different writers each took a different racing team and wrote vignettes for them? 🤔

I'm in!
 
The Gumball Rally (1976) - * Jane - Porsche Team: If you can catch me, you can have me!
 
Cronenberg did a Canadian film of Ballard's "Crash" in 1996; it's pretty good mainstream fetish erotica.

With the need for mixed doubles orgasms in the race, I thought of those stick-shift in the lady bits porn pics. How about team driving: the man has the wheel and the pedals; the woman the gear box. Shifting gears would require fantastic simultaneity!
 
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