Idiots are idiots!

[KillerMuffin]

There was this guy, see, and he was like totally indecisive, like he couldn't make up his mind at all. No kidding. Anyway, this guy was like walking to go somewhere, but he like didn't know where 'cause he like couldn't make up his mind cause he's like totally indecisive. For real. Anyway, this guy kept walking and walking until he was like so tired that he like dropped dead cause he couldn't decide if he was going to like stop walking or like keep walking or whatever. So he just like walked until he died. For sure.

Isn't that like sad or what?

 

[staryeyed]

its so sad

 

[ICUP]

You use "like" a lot

 

[MissTaken]

That's like totally sad.

 

[estevie]

Ok, where is Muff and what have you done with her? Ya know, we'll pay big to get her back!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Like totally.

 

[AzureAngel]

Fer shure.

 

[lavender]

 

[Wiggles]

Oh My God!

That is just so sad Km!

*giggle*
*snort*
Teehee

 

[Dillinger]

I can't believe it, KM... you beat me to it... I was just about to start a thread with the same title when I noticed yours.

The only thing I'll add is... labels are idiotic too...

 

[unclej]

and see, when i got to guru status i really thought i'd have a clue...nope, not a one...

 

[scylis]

oh, cry me a river, bitch.

 

[Dillinger]

Wide Wide River
The Fugs (Goldbart-Weaver)

River of shit, river of shit
Flow on, flow on, river of shit
Right from my toes
On up to my nose
Flow on on, flow on, river of shit
I've been swimming in this river of shit
More than 20 years and I'm gettin' tired of it
Don't like swimming, hope it'll soon run dry
Got to keep swimming, 'cuz I don't want to die

Who dealt this mess, anyway?
Yeah, that's an old card player's term,
But sometimes you can use the old switch-a-roo
And it can be applied to frontal politics.
What I mean is, who was it that set up a system,
Supposedly a democratic system, where you end up
Always votin' for the lesser o' two evils?
I mean, was George Washington the lesser of two evils?
Sometimes I wonder.
Ya got some guy that says,
"For god's sake we got to stop havin' violence in this country",
While he's spendin' sixteen thousand dollars a second... snuffin' gooks.

River of shit, river of shit
River of shit, river of shit
(Big brown river!)
Flow on, flow on, river of shit
(Yeah! Bigger than hell! And the wealth and prosperity to every
man woman and child)
River of shit
Flow on

 

[InnocentAngel81]

like oh my god that is like bad or something hehe

 

[lobito]

Great story KM, I LIKED it very much. Do you have anymore like that one? If so, I'd LIKE to read it or them.

 

[Dhalgren]

Hey!
Not all Valley Girls are idiots...


I've managed to live here my entire life and have kept my "like, you know?" down to only 20 a day, for sure.

 

[marksgirl]

And we Texans get teased for "ya'll" for sure.