Identifying Alts 101

[aella_345]

Look. The GB has alts, okay? It has alts. I'm going to make the GB great again, okay? It's been dying, the GB has been dying, but it doesnt have to continue this way. Let's start by identifying the alts, okay. Let's identify the alts. You all know I'm the best at this. Tell me a user ID and I will tell you whose alt it is.

For example:

Aella is query. Fact.

LadyFunk is Glynndah. Obviously.

Disgustipated is a Garnate alt. No one is surprised.

I'm very good at identifying the alts. My friends give me clues.

PS....don't tell busybody but Des's voice makes me wet. He won't love me either, the Brit a..hvle!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Just to clear things up a bit...

Karen Kraft has alleged both that I kill Jews and that I'm secretly RobDownSouth.

No, Cade said that *I* am rory's alt.

I thought I was Rory's alt?

 

[aella_345]

Just to clear things up a bit...

The answer is clear: you are a #### skiddles alt!

 

[Aella_]

This asshole used to go under the alts (aka attack trolls) known as Lunarfaggot and Adjudicator, and I suspect that Query is behind all three of them.

If I'm mistaken and you have proof to show me that (and that their posting style is so similar to yours because someone is trying to kindof purposefully frame you) - my appologies to you, Query.
That will leave me with two other options: two progressive posters.

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[aella_345]

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Quoting yourself for emphasis! LMFAO! I realize no one is ever going to quote you to prove a #### point, but quoting yourself is sad, brah.

 

[aella_345]

Give me a user ID so I can out their secret identity.

Example:

islandman is a JBJ alt. Makes perfect sense.

 

[yossi]

PS....don't tell busybody but Des's voice makes me wet. He won't love me either, the Brit a..hvle!

Not a dry cunt to be found on the GB when Des posts audio.

 

[aella_345]

Not a dry cunt to be found on the GB when Des posts audio.

I would have to agree with you. The posh Brit seems to be a panty dropper.

Whose alt might you be? You may just be one of the few originals. Or maybe you're the kitty mama? Neci may be her, too.

This alt hunting isn't #### easy.

 

[yossi]

I'm manu. Don't tell anyone though - It's hush hush.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Not a dry cunt to be found on the GB when Des posts audio.

The posh cunt.

 

[lovetoread]

The posh cunt.

A sexy sounding posh cunt.

 

[Saint Peter]

Like a fuckable Winston Churchill?

 

[aella_345]

Like a fuckable Winston Churchill?

Aka Des, yes.

I like how you think, rob!

 

[lovetoread]

Pretty much

 

[Aella_]

I'm now 100% convinced that the OP is a Query alt. He just gave himself away in another thread.

*iggy* permanently

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm now 100% convinced that the OP is a Query alt. He just gave himself away in another thread.

*iggy* permanently

Fake iggy is like fake cancer. It doesn't count.

 

[Sean]

I'm now 100% convinced that the OP is a Query alt. He just gave himself away in another thread.

*iggy* permanently

See, I'd be willing to believe it was Qbert until you said it was. As you are completely wrong all the time, it can't possibly be him. That's science, folks.

 

[aella_345]

Fake iggy is like fake cancer. It doesn't count.

He'll keep reading my posts. Dishrag will respond, too. He's too impulsive and reactionary.

Rule #1 of alt hunting: everyone is probably query. I am the Lit Historian and I know this is true!

 

[aella_345]

See, I'd be willing to believe it was Qbert until you said it was. As you are completely wrong all the time, it can't possibly be him. That's science, folks.

Are you in love with me, too?

 

[Aella_]

Fake iggy is like fake cancer. It doesn't count.

You're right in a way. I do the fake iggy sometimes, because -just like you, btw- I like a bit of drama. Life would be much more boring without it.

But there are two posters where I'm serious - in that I Hate being trolled by them. One of them is Query..

 

[Fata Morgana]

You're right in a way. I do the fake iggy sometimes, because -just like you, btw- I like a bit of drama. Life would be much more boring without it.

But there are two posters where I'm serious - in that I Hate being trolled by them. One of them is Query..

Cunthrope was fond of the fake iggy too. Are you him?

 

[Sean]

You're right in a way. I do the fake iggy sometimes, because -just like you, btw- I like a bit of drama. Life would be much more boring without it.

But there are two posters where I'm serious - in that I Hate being trolled by them. One of them is Query..

So you lied about iggying it.

 

[lovetoread]

Are you in love with me, too?

Most likely he is.

He likes to spread his love on everyone.

Or maybe that is his splooge. I get them messed up.

 

[aella_345]

So you lied about iggying it.

Let's get ### married! I know you love me! LTR is kinky and may not #### mind you know?

You are obviously in love with me. My friends tell me I'm right about this.

 

[Aella_]

Cunthrope was fond of the fake iggy too. Are you him?

If you tell me who that is first, then I'll agree that I'm him.
I hate being impolite (I'm not nearly as refined as Des, unfortunately - quite the opposite, so he keeps telling me) but I have to interrupt this interesting conversation.

I need to keep my promiss and put the OP on iggy.