Ideas from Commercials

[Shendude]

Alright, I recently saw an abbreviated version of the Old Spice ad about the last guy on Earth, and it got me thinking:

A lot of ads these days have a fairly high sexual subtext, and some of them, I think, produce story fodder.

Most prominently in my mind are:

-the Old SPice ad mentioned above, in which the Last Guy on Earth wanders through a world otherwise inhabited solely by hot girls, most in sexy outfits. In reality, of course, such a situation would suck mightily (just read Y: The Last Man), but it's a great fantasy.

-the Axe Bodyspray ad where a guy puts on Axe in an elevator, after which a hot girl and an average guy get on. The smell of the Axe makes the girl really horny, and after some fidgeting, she stops the elevator. Cut to her getting off, leaving the guy wearing disheveled clothes and a grin...as another hot girl steps in...

-the Axe ad where I guy who just put on Axe goes into a waiting room or summat with a couple of hot girls, and starts doing various things that produce sympathetic affects on the gals clothing (f'r example, opening a book makes one girls blouse start to unbutton)

-The assorted Tag Bodyshots ads where a guy uses Tag and then is swarmed by hot girls.

 

[Sonny_K]

That brings up a really old old idea of mine, where it's some space exploror guy, and is taken by a planet enitrely of hot women to breed with and since now void of the extient men. (but yeah silly premise, but it brought back that idea.)

 

[Shendude]

-another one is an ad for IIRC, the Suzuki XL-7. Two guys are driving along, when a bunch of bikers come up and indicate that they want 'em to stop. They do, and the bikers take of their helmets and jackets to reveal they're hot girls. The leader hands one of the guys a cell phone says "you left this at the diner. There's a new number on it", gives him a look, and then signals her crew to leave.

 

[Fantasies_only]

The assorted Tag Bodyshots ads where a guy uses Tag and then is swarmed by hot girls.

I think these are the most affective in the line of the average Joe or the geeky bookworm getting hot girls storyline.

Cheerleaders
Catholic schoolgirls
Carwash babes in wet T-shirts
The Mrs. Robinson scenario
Biker babes in bar
Cute lolitas (sister included) playing spin the bottle in sexy lingerie
The hot bi-babes next door
The girls playing strip poker, taking off their tops when they win
The horny grandma was just disturbing

 

[Fantasies_only]

A good non existant comercial would be an ad for Red Bull, focusing on the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 'cause "Red Bull gives you wings." LOL

 

[Shendude]

I think these are the most affective in the line of the average Joe or the geeky bookworm getting hot girls storyline.

Cheerleaders
Catholic schoolgirls
Carwash babes in wet T-shirts
The Mrs. Robinson scenario
Biker babes in bar
Cute lolitas (sister included) playing spin the bottle in sexy lingerie
The hot bi-babes next door
The girls playing strip poker, taking off their tops when they win
The horny grandma was just disturbing

IIRC, I've seen Cheerleaders, Carwash Girls, Catholic Schoolgirls, Strip Poker, and Sorority (I wish there was an abbreviation for that) Girls.

Mind, a couple of those were from one ad.

Anyways, I'm thinking writing stories from the POV of the guys in the ads, although with some tweaks (f'r example, in the strip poker one the dad DOESN'T show up).

 

[Shendude]

A good non existant comercial would be an ad for Red Bull, focusing on the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, 'cause "Red Bull gives you wings." LOL

Heh.

Actually, there's at least one Red Bull ad which we can use: IIRC, features an animal looking confused as various items of clothing drift down from the heavens, while we hear the voices of a man and woman giggling...the implicaiton is of course obvious. I'd love to read a story discussing what it'd be like fucking in midair...especially if they get caught...

BTW, some Victoria's Secret ads can work pretty well. F'r example, in some of 'em we've got babes in VS cavorting (not sure if that's the right word) in an empty apartment, with wide open windows...I don't think this needs elaboration. I also like the idea of making Victoria's Secret angels REAL angels.

And of course, the general image of babes strutting their stuff in lingerie feeds my sexworld fetish...

BTW, I would like to remind that while I'm very good ideas, I can't really write worth a damn...I'm just trying to get OTHER people to write these.

 

[Fantasies_only]

If you mean the biker babes, what happened was a guy knew what would happen when he sprayed it, so he and a friend went to a bar filled with beautiful women.
The targets happened to be dyke biker babes, then they realise this is a lesbian bar!

"Warning: Tag Body Shots may impare judgement, and cloud vision, may result in erectile disfunction."
The commercial was banned.

I like the old Pepsi comercial, where this guy likes this and this and this, AND TWINS!

 

[Shendude]

If you mean the biker babes, what happened was a guy knew what would happen when he sprayed it, so he and a friend went to a bar filled with beautiful woman.
The targets happened to be dyke biker babes, then they realise this is a lesbian bar!

Are you discussing actual ads or ideas inspired by 'em? Cuz I wasn't sure and went with the former to be safe.

I like the old Pepsi comercial, where this guy likes this and this and this, AND TWINS!

That one's nice, especially as their's two versions of it, one for winter and one for summer.

More:

-That Cool Nestea ad, when the snowman goes into the hot tub.

 

[Akito01]

It's going back a handful of years at least, but one of the sexiest commercials that I can remember was for a razer, in which a guy is getting shaved by a sexy dark haired maid while his blond wife/girlfriend spies on them through a keyhole before storming in. You'd probably have to have seen it to know how strong the level of eroticism was in that commercial, but man did I love it.

As a story idea, I guess a threesome with the housemaid might be too conventional, but on the other hand, how man feature the maid seducing the young man while in the process of shaving him?

 

[Fantasies_only]

Are you discussing actual ads or ideas inspired by 'em? Cuz I wasn't sure and went with the former to be safe.


That one's nice, especially as their's two versions of it, one for winter and one for summer.

More:

-That Cool Nestea ad, when the snowman goes into the hot tub.

A great story can be made from the Froot Of The Loom ad where a man is locked out of his house wearing only his underpants.
His shorts are then ripped on something, and he has to hide his privates with stuff as he walks down the street.

There is another one for Zest body lotion with a similar public nudity theme.
An old time chase with drug sniffing dogs, the man running strips down, lathers himself up, splashes in a swimming pool, finds time to shave (but doesn't get dressed), puts a bathrobe on and plops in a beach chair next to a beautiful woman.
She wakes up and winks at him as he gets an erection.

Another one is for Docter Pepper (in the 80s), where a girl is sunning on the beach.
Her bikini top somehow falls off, and she crosses her arms infront of her breasts.
She is in bare feet and the sand is hot.
She runs 'cross to a soda stand in a heated thirst.
Hot and sweaty, she asks for a Doctor Pepper.
She has to let go of her boobs with one arm to drink it, but the vender offers another.
She thinks in disgust at this pervert, and pulls out a third arm.

 

[Fantasies_only]

It's going back a handful of years at least, but one of the sexiest commercials that I can remember was for a razer, in which a guy is getting shaved by a sexy dark haired maid while his blond wife/girlfriend spies on them through a keyhole before storming in. You'd probably have to have seen it to know how strong the level of eroticism was in that commercial, but man did I love it.

As a story idea, I guess a threesome with the housemaid might be too conventional, but on the other hand, how man feature the maid seducing the young man while in the process of shaving him?

I think you might be thinking of Chik (pronounced Sheek), but I don't remember a commercial like that.

Chik Venus lady's razer (Bananna Ramma song playing) was probably the best one for that.

I do however remember one about a shampoo that makes you orgasm (inspired by cafe scene in "When Harry Met Sally").

 

[Akito01]

I do however remember one about a shampoo that makes you orgasm (inspired by cafe scene in "When Harry Met Sally").

That in turn reminds me of that medication that was supposed to give women orgasms when they sneezed. I've had it in the back of my mind for a long while to do a story called 'Clinical Trial', in which a young man looking for some extra cash becomes a study patient at a university or hospital, and finds that the side effect of this drug causes spontaneous erections and ejaculations.

 

[HornyHenry]

Sneezing

That in turn reminds me of that medication that was supposed to give women orgasms when they sneezed. I've had it in the back of my mind for a long while to do a story called 'Clinical Trial', in which a young man looking for some extra cash becomes a study patient at a university or hospital, and finds that the side effect of this drug causes spontaneous erections and ejaculations.

"Dr, I have an orgasm every time I sneeze", She said.
"What are you taking for that"
"Pepper!"

I love the commercial where a guy takes another guys pants that are hanging on the balcony. Then, everything the first guy does, the guy in the pants does to, as if there is a spell on them. I think this would be better for a short movie than a story, but it could be fun.

 

[Fantasies_only]

"Dr, I have an orgasm every time I sneeze", She said.
"What are you taking for that"
"Pepper!"

I love the commercial where a guy takes another guys pants that are hanging on the balcony. Then, everything the first guy does, the guy in the pants does to, as if there is a spell on them. I think this would be better for a short movie than a story, but it could be fun.

I was thinking about that, and there actually is a short film about it, but with hats, not pants.

Each hat this guy puts on has an owner with a different personality.
The wearer of the hat can then see through that person's eyes, and has his or her experiences.
I guess it's not quite the same, but through dream sequences it sort of is.

 

[SEVERUSMAX]

What if instead of all of the men dying off....90% of them become impotent? Would that create a class system among men, with the virile men (presumably immune to the disease causing ED so strong that even Viagra can't cure it) being the alpha males? Would it lead to world wars or a new social order?

 

[NALK]

Funny brand names.

I always laugh a bit to myself at brand names.
One of the most widely used tennis rackets is name "Head".

Imagine the slogan: "Give you boyfriend Head for his birthday"!

"Old spice" - Isnt that that redheaded Halliwell girl?

 

[O2]

Commercials

I just saw one and commented to my wife about how it should end:

Two women one white, one black are guessing which one got the new Lexus parked in front of their houses....

It ends with the white woman leaning on the car and the black woman grimacing at her....it should end:

The two gay guys from accross the street walk over and one hands the keys to the other......

 

[Shendude]

I know this is necromancy, but lately, I've been looking at various Axe commercials on YouTube, and one in particular struck me immdiately:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=voMKFsR66Jk

It's in the form of a newsreport about a town with very few women...so they spray the entire town with Axe...with the results you'd expect.

Given my sexworld fetish, I suppose it's unsuprising that I like it so much.

 

[Shendude]

Okay, here's a list of youtube vids of some commercials I found most promising in terms of story.

The Suzuki ad with the biker babes: http://youtube.com/watch?v=WN-C5EZhJpE

The Old Spice Ad with the last guy on earth: http://youtube.com/watch?v=09NbxXyrH6k

Oddly, I can only find three Tag commercials on youtube:

-with exchange students: http://youtube.com/watch?v=DGWhV8Rw9l0

-with cheerleaders: http://youtube.com/watch?v=ws87MmTlIz8&mode=related&search=

-with a french teacher: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ff25P4jzwAA&mode=related&search=

Just about every Axe commercial is promising, but these are particularly so:

-This one has a guy biking around a suburb being noticed by assorted hot women. It's promising b/c of the ending, namely he goes into a house (presumably his) and a whole bunch of women are waiting for him: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fbU_j0bxWpU

-this one shows hot women saying stuff you'd WISH your girlfriend would to an unseen guy, presumably using Axe: http://youtube.com/watch?v=IKELbfTuygg&mode=related&search= (a related not but not as interesting one:http://youtube.com/watch?v=HAWRBtWh87U

-vast hordes of bikini-clad babes converging on a guy using Axe: http://youtube.com/watch?v=FKivF5Lw-QE

-girl puts on her boyfriend's axe by accident, gets interesting results: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ud8St61L0-E (there's at least one other, much sexier ad with lesbian themes, but it's not as promising stoywise. And it's german: http://youtube.com/watch?v=rg7_blXZBcI&mode=related&search= ).

-the ravenstoke ad mentioned above: http://youtube.com/watch?v=z92HZpSps60

-guy walks into a waiting room of some sort, and starts doing stuff that has sympathetic affects on the hot girls in there (f'r example, adjusting a radio wakes a girl's nipples stiffen): http://youtube.com/watch?v=2FfuYOBGAW0

-Foreign one, in which girls in schoolgirl outfits in a lab do pole dancing instead of chemistry: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5gi2fBeN2oA&mode=related&search=

-ANother foreign one, the first of a quartet, but I prefer the first three. This one involves a guy putting on Axe and heading to a city inhabited solely by hot girls in skimpy outfits: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eBSGSnzOejQ

-Sequel to above, in which our hero attracts the fire department: http://youtube.com/watch?v=3DLtzlf08AY&mode=related&search=

-sequel to above to in which our hero attracts the attention of the police: http://youtube.com/watch?v=1ZPc2ai_Oh4&mode=related&search=

-another foreign one. This is a bit weird but cool. Guy going through town on a moped. As he passes hot girls collide and merge into even hotter girls: http://youtube.com/watch?v=_TQ7n5zTj6E&mode=related&search=

-another foreign one, of hot girls doing everyday tasks in sexy outfits:http://youtube.com/watch?v=SqRU4Ip93so&mode=related&search=