Ideas for an office quickie?

DanDraper

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I'm working on a story for the humor section where coworkers are trying to get a quickie during work hours but can't find a good place. I got a few places, maintenance closet and bathroom for example, but I'm having trouble thinking of one or two other places for them to try before they finally get together.

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Mail room, copy room, file room, kitchenette, stairwell, unused office, boiler room, elevator (push the stop button), parking garage (or in one of their cars)....
 
Mail room, copy room, file room, kitchenette, stairwell, unused office, boiler room, elevator (push the stop button), parking garage (or in one of their cars)....

I can't believe I didn't think of half of these things. Thank you.

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This goes back years ago when my wife and I were going through a rough patch in our mid 20's. We were married like 3 years, and having trouble because of my very horny needs for sex. We stopped talking for a little while, then I found out later that she had sex with one of her bosses. It was in his office during lunch time when most of the office people went out for lunch.
 
Security office, storage room, building roof (lots of potential there), any room with a faked janitorial ‘Closed for Cleaning’ sign in the door, l/T room, delivery bay or a conference room.

Have fun
 
Era and locale are major factors.
  • Is the time closer to 1925, 1985, 2015, 2045?
  • In what nation and district, and what are the cultural norms and current diseases?
  • Are we in an urban downtown, a suburban corporate campus, an industrial site or warehouse, a gov't facility?
Racial and status issues are relevant, too. Who would suffer from exposure?
 
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under a desk? behind the reception desk? in thee library?
 
Well, if it is about a supervisor with someone under his/her hand, the office of that supervisor is also a good idea.
 
Well, if it is about a supervisor with someone under his/her hand, the office of that supervisor is also a good idea.

good even if not the supervisor fucking. Just wait until she is out at a meeting.
 
We had all females in the office except for the boss. So the men’s room worked out great.
 
The post/base exchange (PX or BX) on a desert facility has a "cool room" to preserve perishables. On slow, hot, summer days, the manager drags her favorite subordinates in there for hot fun without melting the ice cream.

The door of the small crypto room at the corporate data center locks from the inside. The VP of IT regularly brings favored fuckers in there at lunch breaks. Surveillance cameras track everything, of course, but the VP controls them. Blackmail may ensue.

A major transnational construction firm operates a "flying office", a customized prop-driven Catalina seaplane that constantly transits between work sites. Support crew ease their sexual tensions in the aft break room.

Office meetings in 2020-2021 occur on Zoom. So do boss-slave hookups, right?
 
I can't believe I didn't think of half of these things. Thank you.

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Maybe to help move the plot, some areas are dangerous or uncomfortable for eithter of them, like the server room is hot and making her makeup run, they can't get a comfortable easy position in a storage closet and stacks of memo pads and boxes of pens fall on them.
 
I'm working on a story for the humor section where coworkers are trying to get a quickie during work hours but can't find a good place. I got a few places, maintenance closet and bathroom for example, but I'm having trouble thinking of one or two other places for them to try before they finally get together.

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loading dock, paint booth, back corner of warehouse, darkroom, laboratory, tunnel between buildings, attic, emergency stairwell (watch those locking doors). Locker room, sauna, pool, if the place has a fitness center.
 
* A van in the parking lot or maintenance garage.
* In the catacomb under the cathedral's altar.
* In the CEO or principal's private lounge.
* A building's decommissioned furnace.
* Behind the head librarian's desk.
 
Been working on a related story
Coworkers agree to meet for "drinks" with the guy innocently asking the girl in general. In turn, she makes it specific as to where and when so to contribute towards her scheme.
A secluded booth in a dimly lit upscale eatery will be the setting for "drinks" that will enable under table play to take place.
The guy clueless to the plot is trapped into the girl's fascination with public handjobs.
 
Been working on a related story
Coworkers agree to meet for "drinks" with the guy innocently asking the girl in general. In turn, she makes it specific as to where and when so to contribute towards her scheme.
A secluded booth in a dimly lit upscale eatery will be the setting for "drinks" that will enable under table play to take place.
The guy clueless to the plot is trapped into the girl's fascination with public handjobs.

every clueless guy's wet dream.
 
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