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BlackSnake

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I was looking around coming up with all kinds of things for erotica while drinking bud and watching legs for days and asses up the Y-zoo.

Feeling women up, to get them horny (not that it actually works), but was the one that kept coming to mind.

Did anyone have holiday thoughts?
 
I don't know. I think the Fourth of July is one of the least erotic holidays there is, which is weird, because summer is sexy, sweating is sexy, and fireworks are sexy. But somehow you put these together and toss in a lot of American self-congratulatory arrogance and weepy pietism and it just turns me totally off.

I stay inside throughout the fourth. Even the thrill of Blowing Things Up or seeing people burn themselves doesn't entice me out anymore.

---dr.M.
 
BlackSnake said:
I was looking around coming up with all kinds of things for erotica while drinking bud and watching legs for days and asses up the Y-zoo.

Feeling women up, to get them horny (not that it actually works), but was the one that kept coming to mind.

Did anyone have holiday thoughts?

How many Buds had you been drinking when you wrote this?;)
 
I have to agree that there is no more unsexy holiday than the 4th of July.

I am on day I lost track of no freaking sleep because everyone sets off frekaing fireworks all night. My cat is a nervous wreak, its too damn hot, and TV sucks.

If ever there was a holiday for doing NOTHING and hiding until it was all over, this is it.

Alex756
 
I blame all my despondence squarely upon The Catharine Wheel! :(

All that whizzing and sparks being thrown off, and yet, eventually, it gets absolutely nowhere. :rolleyes:

Well, there was that one instance when it became untethered, but the less said about that, the better! ;)
 
OH no I have to disagree, one of the sexiest holiday could be the fourth of July. Why. Just think of all those American flag bikini's and the special littlel. / Sparkler eances the ladies can give, besides everyone knows that that fireworks are what we see when we have orgasm right, that's what they see in the Naked Gun" movies anyway.

Well I think it's sexy anyway.
:D
 
Vassago: you are just the cutest little Dom ever. Perdita

p.s. I like my fireworks indoors, thank you; but I understand some people are the outdoor type.
 
Thanks perdita, I like to be the igniter of those fireworks indoors as well. And just think as a Dom, of course the red can be achieved by spanking, the blue by a collar and the white well, let's just say can be achieved after the fireworks, or the sheets beneath us somethimes. I actually prefer her to see fireworks and lights as she has an orgasm as she claims she saw the light on her way to heaven. HEHE.
 
Re: Re: Id4

Svenskaflicka said:
How many Buds had you been drinking when you wrote this?;)

Didn't count. I came down for something, I forgot what it was, so I made the post. It's bad to run out of Bud. that's why I buy by the case. :D
 
Is it just me or does anyone else find it much easier to think of having an inteliigent conversation with a nice pair of eyes than the old Avatar?

Alex756
 
It's sad that there are so many unhappy people here sometimes. I had a great time. I acted like a fool, and for those you know me it was a welcomed change. I danced, kissed, gropped, shot every gun in my house and the neighbor's dog. Felt-up my neighbor's wife while he was stairing at my babe's butt (his wife liked getting back at him). Went through 3 cases of bud, I must have had at least 8 myself, don't know. All-in-all, had a great 4th of July.
 
Aye Veeeeeeeeeeeee

Dear BlackS,
That AV is a VAST improvement. Thank you, thank you. Now I can read your threads.
MG
 
Re: Aye Veeeeeeeeeeeee

MathGirl said:
Dear BlackS,
That AV is a VAST improvement. Thank you, thank you. Now I can read your threads.
MG

If you had your crotch as your AV, I'm sure I wouldn't be the only one looking for your threads :p
 
BlackSnake said:
It's sad that there are so many unhappy people here sometimes. I had a great time. I acted like a fool, and for those you know me it was a welcomed change. I danced, kissed, gropped, shot every gun in my house and the neighbor's dog. Felt-up my neighbor's wife while he was stairing at my babe's butt (his wife liked getting back at him). Went through 3 cases of bud, I must have had at least 8 myself, don't know. All-in-all, had a great 4th of July.

Just a reminder that the next AA-meeting is Wednesday, at 7pm.
 
Svenskaflicka said:
Just a reminder that the next AA-meeting is Wednesday, at 7pm.

LOL, just drowning my troubles....I don't know why they keep coming back :confused:
 
Me, Meeeeeeeee

Alex756 said:
Is it just me or does anyone else find it much easier to think of having an inteliigent conversation with a nice pair of eyes than the old Avatar?

Oh, yes.
MG
 
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