"I'd trade my wife and two aunts...

[Shaq]

For J.Lo's ass" Chris Rock


That's a man with great GM foresight...I for one would trade my future wife (if teams can trade draft picks I can trade my future spouse), my comic book collection and a 80 gallon keggar for the marriage license to Kelly Ripa...

 

[Siren]

 

[teddybear4play]

And Puffy will probably take her back. Listen to his new song "I Need A Girl" — it's basically about J-Lo.

But if her "Love Don't Cost A Thing," why isn't she with someone who isn't a multimillionaire?

TB4p

 

[Xanaduvian]

Since she has ass-implants, perhaps he could buy a pair of his own...might be cheaper.

Speaking of babes, though, I would have BOUGHT Winona Rider all that crap and saved the humiliation for her. At least, until we got home...


She walks in beauty, like the night
Of cloudless climes and starry skies
And all that's best in dark and bright
Meet in her aspect and her eyes
Thus mellow'd to that tender light
Which heaven to gaudy day denies.

--Lord Byron