I'd rather.....

[Zaudika]

..have a conversation with a gas stove thats on but not lit, than continue talking to you.

..smother myself with a pillow than continue breathing the same air as you.

..I'd rather hang from a rusty nail through my eyeball than look at you.

 

[il mio angelo]

I'd rather take a bath with the toaster than have you washing my back....

I'd rather have dinner with Hannibal Lecter, after he has been starved for a week, than watch you eat....

I'd rather drink the contents of everything under my kitchen sink, than meet you for a martini....

 

[Zaudika]

..douche with battery acid than fuck you.

..burn my hair off with fire than let you stroke it.

 

[il mio angelo]

I rather talk O.J. Simpson into a little knife play, with no safe word.. before I'd play with you.

I'd rather listen to Yoko Ono sing than hear another one of your boring stories....

 

[Daedalus77]

Yikes!!!

If you need me just call my cell phone. I might hear it ringing in the septic tank.

 

[BrightFlower]

I'd rather go count the bodies at the morgue than attend another one of your family functions.

 

[BadForm]

I'd rather eat shit and die than eat your food.

I'd rather let a catholic priest babysit than you. (Sorry... had to be said)

I'd rather spend eternity alone than a millisecond with you.

I'd rather swallow razor blades than let YOU near my mouth.

 

[Guest]

Fuck it, I'd rather masturbate, at least my hand moves during sex.

 

[MissTaken]

I would rather stick my tongue on a steel rod in 20 below zero weather than french kiss you.



(Remember that movie, "A Christmas Story?")

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

I would rather shove used needles in my ears then to hear your whiney voice.

I would rather eat both my hands then to have to hug you.

I would rather have cats claw my cunt out...then to have you touch me there ever again.

 

[BadForm]

Ok, but I'd rather Lorena Bobbit go down on me than have you do it.

 

[il mio angelo]

I'd rather pry my eyeballs out of my head with a rusty fork, than to read another line of your worthless dribble.

 

[Mr Blonde]

Hmmm....let me try one!

I'd rather appear on Judge Mathis with a whack case where he makes fun of me....than....uh....be a mall-bound Santa Claus.

(Okay, that one really stunk!)

/me exits thread

 

[Krinaia]

I'd rather....



listen to two street cats have sex then listen to you sing.


go to my high school reunion naked then let you feel me up.


have dumbass tattooed to my forehead then let you dominant me for a single minute.


hump a parking meter... then, oh yah, wait, i already did that and enjoyed it... nevermind