I'd like to see Sharron Watkins fuck Jeffrey Skilling with a Tobasco-coated strap-on

[Problem Child]

Because-

1) I think she's really intelligent and smart chicks give me wood.

2) I think she's sexy in a really-smart-corporate-babe sort of way.

3) I think this Skilling dude is a consumate liar and a bloodsucking remora that needs his ass reamed.

So...I would watch her totally humiliate him with said strap-on and then while he's laying curled up in a ball wondering if his rectum will ever regain it's former shit-retaining tightness, Sharron and I would retire to another room and I would blow her mind with Barry White music in the background and we would live off her money from then on. It would be good.

If you're wondering what the fuck I'm talking about, you need to watch more C-SPAN.

 

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[Problem Child]

I just like to get the news unfiltered. Plus, it's one thing on tv that you can listen to and surf net and not really miss anything. I can't stand to look at Barbara Boxer anyway, but I'll listen to her.

 

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[Problem Child]

She makes you wet too? Wow, we finally have something in common! woohoo!

Strom Thurmond...is that guy ever going to die? Maybe someone from South Carolina can enlighten me as to why the good people of that state go brain dead and re-elect that mummy every six years.

 

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[Problem Child]

I think the brain drain to liberal media driven Atlanta has killed the Carolinas. I mean Thurmond and ...aww shit, what's that fucker's name in North Carolina....head of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Christ, I'm feeling the old age.

But nevertheless, men in ties make me hot.

Jesse Helms?

Al Sharpton's running for president. I think that's sort of humorous.

 

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[Problem Child]

That would make sense to me if I knew who this Roxette person is.

 

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[Problem Child]

Hold on tight.
You know she's a little be dangerous.

Does that help?

Bad music from the early 90s? Platinum blonde hair, too much leather.

She'd look good in a strap on reaming your ass.

Hmmm...nothing. Post a picture, that might jog my memory.

 

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[Problem Child]

Ah, still nothing. Remeber Wendy O. Williams?

Scary.

 

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[Laurel]

I want to fuck my avatar. I'm sure you want to fuck yours. Is there a society we can join?

Perverts.

George Stephanopoulos is doable. The rest of the US political scene can go inbreed for all I care.

Skilling is a arrogant dickhead liar.

C-Span rules.

I guess that's all I have to say for now.

 

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[Problem Child]

Digital Image Sex Society ?

 

[Laurel]

He's on the short side, but there's good stuff in that little package. Chocolate syrup's an excellent idea.

 

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[Problem Child]

George Stephanopolous is a whiny punk with bad hair.

I'm imagining both of you in a three-way with Sam Donaldson right now, and he's got on those little garter belts to hold his socks on. Marv Albert just walked in and started doing Lavy in the butt, and his toupee is slipping off. This is getting good.

 

[Laurel]

Laurel,

I'll enjoy his man flesh in my mouth as you sit on his face.

We'll take pictures and send them to Robertson, Falwell, Bushie, and Ashcroft.

Maybe they'll have a panic attack from the amount of liberalness that oozes from the pictures.

I'll even wear a fuck the draft t-shirt for good measure.

Right on. I'm there. I'll get a Che Guevara tattoo on my asscheek for the occasion.

 

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[Laurel]

Yeah, his eyes are too helter-skelter. And he can't talk, either.

 

[Laurel]

George Stephanopolous is a whiny punk with bad hair.

Yeah, his hair is pretty scary. Washington is a sea of unbelievably bad hair. Nice eyes, though.