I'd like to invite my trollette(s) here for a good old fasioned Ruby bashing

[Rubyfruit]

Come on. Get it out of your system. Please!

Bring it on.

Come fuck with me.

Don't pussy around trying to find posts of mine.

I want to see what you've got, you cowardly, jealous, petty little snot-nosed shit.

 

[Siren]

Rubies

 

[Rubyfruit]

Absolutely, Siren.

I've always wanted a sister.

 

[freakygirl]

Ruby, I don't like you. You bug me. Why do you come here?

 

[LukkyKnight]

They come when called?

But my troll said he/she/it was leaving forever and never, ever returning to lit.

 

[freakygirl]

Ruby, I don't like you. You bug me. Why do you come here?

damn cookies!



















You know I love ya..

ignore the fucking trolls!

 

[Guest]

 

[T.H. Oughts]

GO RUBY! Stick it to them where it's gonna hurt them the most

 

[Rubyfruit]

damn cookies!

You bitch!

I'm going to come to your house and ... and,

... um, I'm going to knock on your door and ask for some eggnog.

 

[Siren]

But ya know Rubies,,,,,,,,,that I want to know ya in the .......

 

[Rick DeVille]

I want to see what you've got, you cowardly, jealous, petty little snot-nosed shit.

Ruby, you've got style, I have to admit it

 

[Guest]

shut up you cake eating bitch

 

[Guest]

i love ruby...
she's sweet and smart and has a wicked sense of humour
she's loyal and caring and honest and brave
she's sexy and kinky and yummy and swingin'

can i rub your feet?

 

[YogiBare]

Look Ruby!

It's your trolly-poo!

You sure know how to pull her strings.

Dance, trolly-poo, dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(It's just like shooting ducks in the pond.)

 

[seXieleXie]

shut up you cake eating bitch

cake eating? since when is that an insult?

your troll isn't very bright ruby

 

[Siren]

HOUSTON

 

[Marxist]

Ruby, can I troll you? I know we're kinda friends and all but I don't think the current batch of people attempting to hurl insults at you and me are doing a very good job.

What will I do as a troll? I'll say things that are outright funny and mean and untrue. I'll insult your heritage, your state, you family, and do it all in a concise and easy to read language (English). I'll take on an actual name so you can kick me with your pointy boots and make me feel so good. And I'll do it all for free.

Wadda ya say? Do I get the job?

 

[Nighthunter]

I'll be a troll for you ruby! *hand you the club* there, hit me!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Wadda ya say? Do I get the job?

I'm sorry, I'm too busy eating cake right now to think about it.

 

[seXieleXie]

Ruby

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries... now go away or i shall taunt you a second time!
< /monty python >






i've been bad, will you spank me now?

 

[Summery]

I'm sorry, I'm too busy eating cake right now to think about it.

Can I have a bite Ruby? I want to be a cake eating bitch too.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Ruby

i've been bad, will you spank me now?

Yes, oh yes

 

[Nighthunter]

Can I have a bite Ruby? I want to be a cake eating bitch too.

*Is Ruby's and Summer's cake *

 

[Rubyfruit]

Re: Ruby

i've been bad, will you spank me now?

I'd rather watch Rick spank you as he pushes your face into my pussy, yelling "eat her sweet pussy, you slut, eat her."





Oops, did I say that out loud?

 

[seXieleXie]

Re: Re: Ruby

I'd rather watch Rick spank you as he pushes your face into my pussy, yelling "eat her sweet pussy, you slut, eat her."





Oops, did I say that out loud?

is it bad that reading that made my pulse leap?

sounds delicious ruby... let's see reno isn't too bad a drive now that i'm back in sf.... rick how soon can you be at ruby's?