I'd like to cuddle in bed with Heathyr Hoffman

[Mike_Yates]

Sometimes when I'm laying in bed I like to pretend that it's a cold winter night and a naked Heathyr Hoffman is sleeping right next to me under the covers and I put my arms around her (spooning) and I can smell her, hear her breathing, and feel her warmth.

http://114.imagebam.com/download/JhRMKe73yWIn2HO6xRYPsg/43686/436851116/Heathyr%20%281201%29.jpg

 

[phrodeau]

http://www.alibaba.com/product-deta...0301024462.html?spm=a2700.7724857.35.1.pNppfa

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

And...back on ignore.

 

[Mike_Yates]

I'd like to smell her pillow after her had has been resting on it for many hours.

That's it right behind her.

http://114.imagebam.com/download/_fVPYF407hOLTXygf06Z5w/43692/436910828/Heathyr%20%281203%29.jpg

 

[doctor_insanus]

Jesus.

Wannabe-Romantic Mike is the creepiest Mike of all.

 

[pointless]

yeah, we know what fucking pillows are, man.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Jesus.

Wannabe-Romantic Mike is the creepiest Mike of all.

Lmao. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Shortly after she got up, if I laid in the warm spot on the bed she was sleeping in and put my head down on her pillow which smells of her, I would be asleep in 3 minutes or less.

http://113.imagebam.com/download/2-4u7VePwJaY5th2qjG1uA/43445/434440126/Heathyrr.jpg

 

[neci]

http://www.japantrendshop.com/img/misc-2/hizamakura-woman-lap-pillow-1.jpg

 

[Yardley]

Shortly after she got up, if I laid in the warm spot on the bed she was sleeping in and put my head down on her pillow which smells of her, I would be asleep in 3 minutes or less.

http://113.imagebam.com/download/2-4u7VePwJaY5th2qjG1uA/43445/434440126/Heathyrr.jpg

Mike, I am not joking that you need the help of a professional sex therapist not to mention counseling in general.

You are doing the whole whore/Madonna complex entirely wrong. You are bizarrely fractured.

You are both sexually aggressive about one particular woman (at the moment) but have zero interest in actually consummating that. You have an oedipal drive towards the same woman where you simply want to be held and nurtured. Even that is way off. You want to be in her bed after she leaves. This is detached and disconnected.

Either side is mildly unhealthy, put together in that way is bizarre.

 

[girlsmiley]

Sometimes when I'm laying in bed I like to pretend that it's a cold winter night and a naked Heathyr Hoffman is sleeping right next to me under the covers and I put my arms around her (spooning) and I can smell her, hear her breathing, and feel her warmth.

Yes. And then cut her up into a million pieces and store her in the freezer and eat a piece of her each day.

 

[SgtSpiderMan]

I'd like to smell her pillow after her had has been resting on it for many hours.

That's it right behind her.

http://114.imagebam.com/download/_fVPYF407hOLTXygf06Z5w/43692/436910828/Heathyr%20%281203%29.jpg

Have you ever thought that she's taking these pictures just for you?

 

[Leigh81]

I remember her, she was in Return Of The Jedi

L

 

[Mike_Yates]

Mike, I am not joking that you need the help of a professional sex therapist not to mention counseling in general.

You are doing the whole whore/Madonna complex entirely wrong. You are bizarrely fractured.

You are both sexually aggressive about one particular woman (at the moment) but have zero interest in actually consummating that. You have an oedipal drive towards the same woman where you simply want to be held and nurtured. Even that is way off. You want to be in her bed after she leaves. This is detached and disconnected.

Either side is mildly unhealthy, put together in that way is bizarre.

I said that I'd like to cuddle and nurture her in bed, not the other way around.

http://114.imagebam.com/download/xxWYGJq0pQXKxtviIBuOCw/43712/437111731/Heathyr4.jpg

 

[MNGuy]

Why don't you order a Real Doll that looks like her.

 

[jezzilee]

If we start a gofundme to get him one, do you think he'll quit the creepy?

I think that may just do the opposite and turn it into a whole 'nother line of creepy.

 

[Setanta84]

Yeah, I don't think there is a ratcheting down of the creep factor here.

Normal on a sex site: discussing your sexual fantasies.

Abnormal/rude/creepy on a sex site: devoting whole threads to your fantasies about one specific person.

Normal: Not posting photos of a person on here without his or her consent or knowledge.

Abnormal: Sharing both professional and weirdly/unethically obtained private photos of said person, etc.

At this point, the guy is pretty much either a troll who is desperately trying to come across as fucking unhinged as possible and laughing at all of us--or he really is that fucking crazy.

The only way to fix the former is by denying him an audience. The only way to fix the latter is to get fucking Dr. Loomis on the phone and hope he isn't the central figure of a neo-Druid cult.

 

[Leigh81]

I knew it!! Heathyr Hoffman Ackbar

http://www.mediamikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/04/ackbar-230x300.jpg
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[Mike_Yates]

Yeah, I don't think there is a ratcheting down of the creep factor here.

Normal on a sex site: discussing your sexual fantasies.

Abnormal/rude/creepy on a sex site: devoting whole threads to your fantasies about one specific person.

Normal: Not posting photos of a person on here without his or her consent or knowledge.

Abnormal: Sharing both professional and weirdly/unethically obtained private photos of said person, etc.

At this point, the guy is pretty much either a troll who is desperately trying to come across as fucking unhinged as possible and laughing at all of us--or he really is that fucking crazy.

The only way to fix the former is by denying him an audience. The only way to fix the latter is to get fucking Dr. Loomis on the phone and hope he isn't the central figure of a neo-Druid cult.

The naked photos I have of her aren't even 0.01% of what's actually out there of her. There must be at least 15,000 fully naked and hardcore pornographic photos from both professional shoots and amateur self-shots using a digital camera, a smart phone, and her webcam.

One of Heathyr's BFF"s told me in a private conversation on another sex website like this one that Heathyr has done webcam "cam girl" sex shows, but was unable or unwilling to tell me outright which camsite she cams for and what her username is, which has made me question the validity of the information I was told.

http://thumbnails113.imagebam.com/43730/6f84ab437295499.jpg http://thumbnails114.imagebam.com/43730/fc6e06437295500.jpg

Recently Heathyr said on her okcupid compatibility questionnaire that she made a sex tape with somebody, so there's graphic sexual videos featuring Heathyr as well. Fortunately before she deleted her okcupid account, I was able to get a screenshot of it for the future reference.

http://114.imagebam.com/download/UchwhiBozH0m0F7DU-S5pw/43524/435234381/sextape.JPG

From my grueling and exhausting research, I've learned that Heathyr Hoffman has the following.

1. Many dozens of naked pictorials both from professional photoshoots as well as god knows how many hardcore amateur pornographic selfies and close-up pics of the two holes between her legs combined with glistening-wet orgasmic masturbatory action with toys......... Use your wildest imagination........

2. Webcam "cam girl" sex shows, or in other words, graphic videos she streamed of herself live on the internet naked and masturbating in front of an audience of anonymous strangers for money. Believe me, I've browsed through thousands upon thousands and thousands of cam girl profiles on all of the major camsites like MFC and Streamate but have not found her. I think it's likely that she has since deleted her accounts.

3. A video recording of her having sexual intercourse (a sex tape) with one of her significant others/one night stands/BDSM play partners.

 

[Que]

You do realize this tale told to you, and obvious stalker, was not an actual friend of hers but another stalker just baiting you to do the tireless sifting through millions of images?

Did you realize if you had fapped to 1/10th of the images of not-Heathyr that you combed through looking you could be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the most time spent fapping in a year?

 

[Mike_Yates]

You do realize this tale told to you, and obvious stalker, was not an actual friend of hers but another stalker just baiting you to do the tireless sifting through millions of images?

Did you realize if you had fapped to 1/10th of the images of not-Heathyr that you combed through looking you could be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the most time spent fapping in a year?

I'm still on the hunt and hoping that I strike gold.

How do you think I found these?

Sometimes resilience can pay off.

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[snugglestruggle]

Sometimes when I'm laying in bed I like to pretend that it's a cold winter night and a naked Heathyr Hoffman is sleeping right next to me under the covers and I put my arms around her (spooning) and I can smell her, hear her breathing, and feel her warmth.

http://114.imagebam.com/download/JhRMKe73yWIn2HO6xRYPsg/43686/436851116/Heathyr%20%281201%29.jpg

Are you sure your not confusing the scent of that girl in your basement with HH?

 

[Mike_Yates]

Nope, I'm pretty sure there is no girl in my basement.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2txk61RkC1qa1iiqo1_500.jpg

 

[OjosMojo]

Mike: have reality TV creators/producers ever contacted you?

Hunt for Heathyr Hoffman sounds like it'd go a season or two.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Mike: have reality TV creators/producers ever contacted you?

Hunt for Heathyr Hoffman sounds like it'd go a season or two.

Nope...