I'd like a sugar daddy

[Lorelei_11]

I don't think there are any on this site.

But its late, and I'm tired but can't sleep. I even took a sleeping pill.

So, daydreaming about having all the time in the world to write poetry and songs. To straighten out my book where its all written in messy hideously fast handwriting, in pieces, bits here, bits there.

I'd like some flowers too.

So, moderately rich sugar daddies, would be good. Generous, thats better, just a average generous guy.

I'll await the one joking response, I'm having another coffee, so.... as anyone still awake???

 

[ken0000001]

I don't think there are any on this site.

But its late, and I'm tired but can't sleep. I even took a sleeping pill.

So, daydreaming about having all the time in the world to write poetry and songs. To straighten out my book where its all written in messy hideously fast handwriting, in pieces, bits here, bits there.

I'd like some flowers too.

So, moderately rich sugar daddies, would be good. Generous, thats better, just a average generous guy.

I'll await the one joking response, I'm having another coffee, so.... as anyone still awake???

now, lorelei, we've had this conversation and you don't like casual sex, so how could you be a kept woman?
I think you say you don't want casual sex (see profile), but, in fact, you are really into it. Comment, my dear?

 

[El_Cazador999]

I don't think there are any on this site.

But its late, and I'm tired but can't sleep. I even took a sleeping pill.

So, daydreaming about having all the time in the world to write poetry and songs. To straighten out my book where its all written in messy hideously fast handwriting, in pieces, bits here, bits there.

I'd like some flowers too.

So, moderately rich sugar daddies, would be good. Generous, thats better, just a average generous guy.

I'll await the one joking response, I'm having another coffee, so.... as anyone still awake???

I'm a sugar daddy. However, you're a few months too late. I have my little girl and she isn't go anywhere (without me). Keep looking, I'm sure you'll find a sugar daddy somewhere that isn't in to casual sex.

 

[Lorelei_11]

now, lorelei, we've had this conversation and you don't like casual sex, so how could you be a kept woman?
I think you say you don't want casual sex (see profile), but, in fact, you are really into it. Comment, my dear?

For gawds sake ken! You know, some sugar daddies, have a relationship with the woman they're with. They're close and actually care about each other. Thats not casual sex. I've seen some on t.v that get married. Then there are the type that want a fuck buddy, only meeting, barely speaking, and fucking.

There are many types of sugar daddies. There are just regular men that are generous too.

Good gawd Ken... if I wanted casual sex, I could get fucked on this site in 2 minutes. Then, I could get fucked for eternity. I'd have a line 2 miles long with 100's of guys in it.

I complain that I'm sex deprived, and I am.

Sex deprived! Very deprived! Getting depressed about it. I was married for 15 years to an in the closet gay guy, sex every few years. Then, I went to therapy and didn't date, for a long time. Then, I dated once for almost 2 years. Then, I dated a lot of guys, and didn't even get to the sex part because they were assholes, or we were incompatable.

Sex deprived Ken!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lorelei_11]

I'm a sugar daddy. However, you're a few months too late. I have my little girl and she isn't go anywhere (without me). Keep looking, I'm sure you'll find a sugar daddy somewhere that isn't in to casual sex.

Just my luck.

Thank you.

I wish you luck, with your relationship. May your love keep growing over time, and your love melt away the cares of the world.

 

[corpusfun]

sugar

I was a sugar daddy for a few years and had sex with her only twice. I am not an old man either and have no problems in that dept. It was an affair and she needed things. I like being somewhat in control of people and she let me think I was. We turned into great friends in fact and still are. I dont pay her bills anymore due to some non-responsible actions on her part but it all panned out for both of us. So can their be a sugar daddy situation and no casual sex. sure, why not. In fact you can have anything you want.

 

[thebarber69]

Hmmm, now Lorelei, a sugar dadie, well, might get some nice things out of it, or some interesting toys , or, naaaaa, better not say that one, might be a riot in here .

 

[Lorelei_11]

I was a sugar daddy for a few years and had sex with her only twice. I am not an old man either and have no problems in that dept. It was an affair and she needed things. I like being somewhat in control of people and she let me think I was. We turned into great friends in fact and still are. I dont pay her bills anymore due to some non-responsible actions on her part but it all panned out for both of us. So can their be a sugar daddy situation and no casual sex. sure, why not. In fact you can have anything you want.

Omg... I laughed when I got to the part, well at least she let me think I was in control.

Cool, because I love sex, just not unless I have feelings for someone. I need to care about them, and know they care about me.

I'm glad it worked out for you, and you're still friends, that would be so very nice. When I break up with someone, I never talk with them again.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Hmmm, now Lorelei, a sugar dadie, well, might get some nice things out of it, or some interesting toys , or, naaaaa, better not say that one, might be a riot in here .

I don't know if I'd get along with a real sugar daddy. Perhaps a moderate one. You know, just a kind and generous guy.

Yes, sex toys would be appreciated.

 

[thebarber69]

Ahem, now what kinds, hmmm, only thing getting mailed up to those woods you live in, heck they might think it was a vibrating bomb. LOL

Oh, I know, shut up. LOL

 

[Lorelei_11]

Ahem, now what kinds, hmmm, only thing getting mailed up to those woods you live in, heck they might think it was a vibrating bomb. LOL

Oh, I know, shut up. LOL

*laughing*

Mr Barber, and potential moderate sugar daddy, or at least... potential sex toy gift giver.

I don't live in the woods! I live in a great big bad miserable city.


No........ its shud up ... to you.

I could use some new toys, it would be like giving me the gift of orgasm. I should consider making adds for sex toys.

 

[thebarber69]

*Has thinking hat on* Now, I know of a few good ones, and I bet you they would rock your world.

Heck even think there in Canada, on the east end though. Proably take a month to get to you. LOL. I know, I'm a smart ass LOL.

 

[Lorelei_11]

*Has thinking hat on* Now, I know of a few good ones, and I bet you they would rock your world.

Heck even think there in Canada, on the east end though. Proably take a month to get to you. LOL. I know, I'm a smart ass LOL.

Hmmm whats on the east coast?

Just send the sex toys! UPS overnight delivery.... have some pity.

 

[thebarber69]

Ya, but with the code yellow, they might be looking at some really odd xray boxes. LOL

 

[Lorelei_11]

Ya, but with the code yellow, they might be looking at some really odd xray boxes. LOL

C'mon daddy, you know you want to. *giggles*

You know, even if they did see sex toys, I mean... what would happen?

Some giggles, some people thinking, hey.. good idea. Others wondering and picturing me using them. Women thinking, I wish my guy bought me some of those, that looks like it would be really great to use.

Other people, finally thinking of sex. Going home, with that twinkle in their eyes, honey..... are you home?

 

[thebarber69]

Bet you would greet the UPS driver with a smile. Or, maybe just wearing a smile.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Bet you would greet the UPS driver with a smile. Or, maybe just wearing a smile.

Oh... no way, not the UPS guy. That would be for the guy that sent the toys.

I might smile at the UPS guy. Because of the thoughts running through my mind about what was in the package.

 

[NorthernPA4U]

So, if a sugar daddy sent sex toys, could he expect a thank you note, and pictures showing how much you appreciate them ?

 

[Lorelei_11]

So, if a sugar daddy sent sex toys, could he expect a thank you note, and pictures showing how much you appreciate them ?

Yes, and phone sex, and if my webcam was working he could talk with me and watch me play with them. Of course, he could come and see me and we could have sex in person as well.

 

[Ender3]

aw man, i wish i had enough money to be a sugar daddy. cause i so would

 

[NorthernPA4U]

Yes, and phone sex, and if my webcam was working he could talk with me and watch me play with them. Of course, he could come and see me and we could have sex in person as well.

I predict you will be getting a flood of new toys in the very near future. Of course, to me this sounds like a promise of casual sex, but maybe I'm just getting my hopes up.

 

[Lorelei_11]

aw man, i wish i had enough money to be a sugar daddy. cause i so would

I know, it sucks having money problems, I have them. Therefore a sugar daddy would be lovely. I wouldn't be stressed anymore.

 

[Lorelei_11]

I predict you will be getting a flood of new toys in the very near future. Of course, to me this sounds like a promise of casual sex, but maybe I'm just getting my hopes up.

Keep your day job. I predict you're not good at being a psychic.

The one guy that sort of offered sending me toys, probably won't, more of a joke I think. No one else has offered.

Sugar daddy or not, he'd have to build a relationship with me, one that included both of us caring about each other, and building some trust. Or, no toys for me, no sugar daddy, no sex.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Geesh, they keep moving my threads to the playground. Wtf? am I talking to people to much on them?

 

[Lorelei_11]

I know what it is, its a conspiracy of the universe to make sure I never have a sugar daddy.