I'd Brag About the Vols (Where's Writer Dom Anyway?) but...

[TN_Vixen]

we *are* playing Wyoming tonight. Still, I think "crazy legs" Clausen has improved since last year. He's bulked up and appears to be hitting the mark with his passes and our offense in general seems to be in good shape.

Hope springs eternal in my orange-blooded soul.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Can I call you sugartits? Pretty, pretty please? I'm begging here, you don't see that very often.

 

[TN_Vixen]

KM, I could interpret that post in several ways.. i.e.

"Can I CALL you... sugartits?" or
"Can I call you SUGARTITS?"

(waiting IMpatiently by the phone ;-)

 

[KillerMuffin]

*slams down the phone in frustration*

PC is ordering parts for his Briggs & Stratton again. You should make him stop.

 

[riff]

Were you aware that Casey's bro plays for LSU?

It is no matter, the Seminoles will kick either of you's asses in post season.

BTW- Bobby says "I could do this until I die."

 

[TN_Vixen]

*slams down the phone in frustration*

PC is ordering parts for his Briggs & Stratton again. You should make him stop.

G'dammit! He has this fixation on relating me to his love of mechanical things. Because of that, he's practically on the phone with Briggs & Stratton 10 hrs. a day.

I don't get it. I even use Valvoline 10W40 behind BOTH ears!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Would that be playing football or ordering parts from Briggs & Stratton?

No one gets to call Vix sugartits but me. Well, at least not in a soft, breathy Muffie voice.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Were you aware that Casey's bro plays for LSU?

It is no matter, the Seminoles will kick either of you's asses in post season.

BTW- Bobby says "I could do this until I die."

riffy, it's been YEARS since you lived in FL. Just move on, ok? hehe

 

[Laurel]

I'm confused. This is all something to do with the South, yes?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Maybe I can help you out, Laurel.

Er, which part?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Heh heh, Sugartits looks like Sugaritis.

 

[Laurel]

I get Sugaritis after too many Cinnabons.

 

[Laurel]

Maybe I can help you out, Laurel.

Er, which part?

I dunno. All of it, I guess.

Nice legs.

 

[riff]

riffy, it's been YEARS since you lived in FL. Just move on, ok? hehe

You wish. 'Noles are gonna...... well, if I was a fine upstanding person.... hehehe.

FSU and someone else in the Fiesta Bowl.

Hope it is the Vols. In the words of NK- we will bury you.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm getting sugaritis from waiting for sugartits to pick up the phone.

 

[Guest]

I'm confused. This is all something to do with the South, yes?

Oooooh..I love it when you get all French sounding!

Cara Mia!

 

[Laurel]

Ah, I must have Nessusitis, yes?

 

[Guest]

I'm confused. This is all something to do with the South, yes?

Laurel, dump this loser manu. Shack up with me. My ancestors wrote the kama sutra and I will teach it to you personally
ok

first thing first. I need to be de-virginate and that is where you come in
ok ok

 

[sigh]

I'm confused. This is all something to do with the South, yes?

I live in a college town. This sounds suspiciously like football talk.

Except for the sugartits part.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I dunno. All of it, I guess.

Sugartits is Vixie
riff and Vix are arguing about foosball. (You've seen the Waterboy, same thing).
PC is tweaking his lawnmower. Briggs & Stratton make a nice 2 cycle engine. He's tying up the phone line again.

Nice legs.

Thank you.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I'm getting sugaritis from waiting for sugartits to pick up the phone.

hehe.. go on, go on, keep teasing me. You're not right.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Teasing? Whose teasing?

 

[Guest]

dont compliment on Kms legs, I know for a fact that those are fake. She has two short dumpy wooden legs
ok

 

[Laurel]

Laurel, dump this loser manu. Shack up with me. My ancestors wrote the kama sutra and I will teach it to you personally
ok

first thing first. I need to be de-virginate and that is where you come in
ok ok

 

[TN_Vixen]

Teasing? Whose teasing?

Fine, two can play this game hotlegs.

Now would you hang up and get up off that cum-soaked dildo long enough for me to make your toes curl?