iCon, a Fitbit for your prick

[phrodeau]

http://mashable.com/2017/03/02/penis-wearable-thrusts-girth/#b4qergF2qSqZ

The i.Con (manufactured by British Condoms) is a wearable condom ring which uses a nano-chip and sensors to measure and remember a number of different variables during sex.

Bluntly put, those variables include penis girth and the "average velocity" and total number of thrusts, as well as other useful info, such as calories burned, average skin temperature and the frequency of sex sessions.

Once your session is completed, you can use the i.Con app (for iPhone and Android) to download your recent data using the integrated micro USB port.

Every man's Tinder profile needs to link to one. I'll get one, and you can pretend the results are yours for a small fee.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Small fee = small penis

 

[Rightguide]

http://mashable.com/2017/03/02/penis-wearable-thrusts-girth/#b4qergF2qSqZ

Every man's Tinder profile needs to link to one. I'll get one, and you can pretend the results are yours for a small fee.

No thanks, using your results would diminish my own.

 

[pointless]

yes, yes. we all have ten inch cocks with the girth of a beer can and the stamina of gods here. i mean, obviously, right? why else would we be here?

 

[pointless]

i'll just assume you guys are all off having a lunchtime orgy with a few dozen bisexual supermodels and are just too busy to reply at the moment.

 

[phrodeau]

I had to order a larger one to fit.

Instead of the micro USB it's got a DB25 port.