I write the best stories

[Matthew_Craig]

Every single story in here sucks

 

[pop_54]

Every single story in here sucks

Not every one, I don't do all that much oral in my stuff.

 

[wishfulthinking]

Some of mine suck, others blow.

 

[velvetpie]

Wow, is this a male Brinnie?

 

[rgraham666]

Mr. Craig. Have you considered becoming a movie star.

You certainly have the right attitude for it.

 

[lil_elvis]

Best I can figgur you aint writed a damn thing

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Mr. Craig. Have you considered becoming a movie star.
You certainly have the right attitude for it.

A WWF Wrestling personality or a Fox News interviewer; how about a High School cheerleader?.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I write the songs that make the whole world sing.

Oh, sorry, that's Barry Manilow.

 

[Guest]

Every single story in here sucks

You dontwrite nothin cause all you do is steeal from other people cause you gots no maginations and your just mean and dumb and I dont think even CV or any of his doped up friends would do the kind of things your doing so I think you should just go away before you get get yourself arrested and stuff

Debbie

 

[R. Richard]

Every single story in here sucks

Matthew_Craig:
I would like to thank you for your incisive analysis. Such in depth criticism will certainly help me improve my writing. By correcting the detail errors you have carefully pointed out, my writing can't help but improve. By following the detail improvements you have suggested, I have a guide to a better writing style.

Other than that you can osculate my gluteus maximus!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

OhMissScarlett,

You just reminded me.



On an Italian hilltop in 1971 young people gather and sing:

I'd like to buy the world a home
And furnish it with love
Grow apple trees and honey bees
And snow white turtle doves.

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing

What the world wants today
Coca-Cola
Is the real thing



What the world wants today
Coca-Cola
Is the real thing

I'd like to teach the world to sing
Sing with me
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing

I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.

What the world wants today
Coca-Cola
Is the real thing

What the world wants today
Coca-Cola
Is the real thing




Recorded originally to be used as a radio commercial, it tanked!

Coca Cola executives hated it, Coca Cola bottlers hated it, and they refused to buy time to run it.

So, instead of tossing it out, young people from all around the world were photographed walking down from that Italian hilltop (and on a Rome Racetrack) mouthing the words that had been recorded by the New Seekers, turning it into a television commercial.

After its American release, the New Seekers were requested to record a version for public sale, and at one point the record was listed among the top ten songs on American pop music charts.



One of the dippiest incidents that I ever learned about in my 20th Century Pop Culture course.


Just proving I can be annoying too, if I wish.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

One of the dippiest incidents that I ever learned about in my 20th Century Pop Culture course.


Just proving I can be annoying too, if I wish.

I can remember my dad yelling at the TV "People are starving and the don't want Coke!"

P.S. I keep trying to click the "Yes" button in your sigline, but it won't work.

 

[Guest]

P.S. I keep trying to click the "Yes" button in your sigline, but it won't work.

I know.

Breaks my heart, too.

 

[Liar]

Every single story in here sucks

Yes, I prefer couple stories too.

 

[Honey123]

Yes, I prefer couple stories too.

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[Dar~]

Wow, can I get one of these sucking stories to come follow my baby around. Save me time vaccuuming.