i would very much like to hit you with a hammer right now.

[pointless]

trust me. you totally deserve it.

 

[firenzi]

Oh, stop it. You're turning me on.

 

[KRCummings]

I dunno. A rubber mallet maybe. A hammer seems too harsh. It's not like I went to the guys house.

 

[evesdream]

Oh, stop it. You're turning me on.

^^^^^^^^
thinks he won't do it.

 

[pointless]

Oh, stop it. You're turning me on.

nice feet. i would probably fuck their owner. thought you should know.

 

[naughtycakes]

I dunno. A rubber mallet maybe. A hammer seems too harsh. It's not like I went to the guys house.

You shoulda sneaked into their house and written "Welcome to the World of Lit" in red lipstick on their master bathroom mirror.

 

[GracefullyYours]

trust me. you totally deserve it.

Thank you, sir. May I have another?

 

[KRCummings]

You shoulda sneaked into their house and written "Welcome to the World of Lit" in red lipstick on their master bathroom mirror.

That would have been so awesome.

 

[pointless]

5 lb sledge.

to the head.

fyi and what not.

 

[KRCummings]

5 lb sledge.

to the head.

fyi and what not.

Well you're just not being very nice at all.

 

[Funklat]

trust me. you totally deserve it.

How did you manage to become insane by simply trying to be weird?

 

[pointless]

How did you manage to become insane by simply trying to be weird?

i'm sorry. i don't know who you are so i will not be answering any of your questions. i'm sure you understand.

 

[pinkstarfish]

you're just saying that because you secretly love me!

 

[pointless]

are those your feet?

 

[EllieTalbot]

trust me. you totally deserve it.

No I don't!

Protesting in Prague,
Ellie

 

[firenzi]

nice feet. i would probably fuck their owner. thought you should know.

Only if you let me run them through your beard.

 

[pointless]

No I don't!

Protesting in Prague,
Ellie

don't kid yourself. we all deserve it.

Only if you let me run them through your beard.

i would be fine with that, but only if the paint washes out easily and your feet don't stink. stinky feet are a total deal breaker.

also, i'm still hitting you with a hammer. i can not be bought.

 

[firenzi]

don't kid yourself. we all deserve it.



i would be fine with that, but only if the paint washes out easily and your feet don't stink. stinky feet are a total deal breaker.

also, i'm still hitting you with a hammer. i can not be bought.

Paint comes off but they've been through the wars. If you saw them up close they'd probably terrify you.

And I'm only in this for the hammer hitting. If you stop, I'm outta here!

 

[pointless]

gotta love a good deathwish.

 

[pointless]

still valid.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

5 lb sledge.

to the head.

fyi and what not.

5 lb sledge is a girls hammer.

 

[pointless]

it works. that's all that matters.

 

[Nerdy_Harold]

it works. that's all that matters.

Shave your head and wear a white t-shirt they will think you are the Arm & Hammer Bacon Soda dude.

 

[pointless]

bacon soda? well, that ends that conversation.

 

[Sean]

bacon soda? well, that ends that conversation.

LOL. Just when I think I've seen every dumb thing Lit can throw out...