Are there any Trolls available to talk with? I am interested in trolls and where they come from, and why they are here. Would it be possible to get a rough count of how many Trolls there are? Maybe they could all post a little note saying, "HI" and how they were made.
I would like to talk with a Troll
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It goes like this...
Female troll goes to bar...
Drinks till she thinks she is good looking to all other trolls(Man can we put away some whiskey
Rips off her clothes and yells "Party is on me!"
Runs out by the dumpster where she is taken by a bunch of drunken satanic male trolls...
A few months later a baby troll is loosed upon the world
To put it another way...The evil spawn of a back alley gang fuck
Female troll goes to bar...
Drinks till she thinks she is good looking to all other trolls(Man can we put away some whiskey
Rips off her clothes and yells "Party is on me!"
Runs out by the dumpster where she is taken by a bunch of drunken satanic male trolls...
A few months later a baby troll is loosed upon the world
To put it another way...The evil spawn of a back alley gang fuck
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HI My Darling Resh:
Trolls are usualy Registered Users who post as Guests when they feel like Slamming another Registered User without Tarnishing there Registered name. Get it? Its alreddy been explaned to you alot of times, so quit being an Idiot!!
Trolls are made when somebody gets Real Annoying, like you!
Well he DID ask for It.
Trolls are usualy Registered Users who post as Guests when they feel like Slamming another Registered User without Tarnishing there Registered name. Get it? Its alreddy been explaned to you alot of times, so quit being an Idiot!!
Trolls are made when somebody gets Real Annoying, like you!
Well he DID ask for It.
Yes, I have found a troll!
Yes, I have found a troll!
Hello Troll. Are you mad at me or are you just angry in general?
Yes, yes I understand the explanation and it was very through. Troll, has someone on the forum been mean to you or was it just my posting that has angered you? Are you normally quick to anger? Do you post under different names? Have you posted before as a troll or was this the first time? Please tell me more about this hostility you have?
Shelby, just interested in this Troll business. Here I am sensing no real hatred to me from the Troll above and I'm curious as to how often one engages a Troll in discussion. Wondering if Trolls are produced by local antagonism between opposing views or have Trolls been created by ostracizing then isolation of a past poster? Also is the Literotica general forum a clique group that is repulsing parts of it's membership? New members seem welcome I must say. Even the Troll called me Darling!
Yes, I have found a troll!
Hello Troll. Are you mad at me or are you just angry in general?
Yes, yes I understand the explanation and it was very through. Troll, has someone on the forum been mean to you or was it just my posting that has angered you? Are you normally quick to anger? Do you post under different names? Have you posted before as a troll or was this the first time? Please tell me more about this hostility you have?
Shelby, just interested in this Troll business. Here I am sensing no real hatred to me from the Troll above and I'm curious as to how often one engages a Troll in discussion. Wondering if Trolls are produced by local antagonism between opposing views or have Trolls been created by ostracizing then isolation of a past poster? Also is the Literotica general forum a clique group that is repulsing parts of it's membership? New members seem welcome I must say. Even the Troll called me Darling!
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Sorry!
I'm afraid I can't answer your questions fairly because I'm not a real troll. I'm not angry or hostile, just trying to be a bit droll. Droll troll, get it? hehehehe This is the first, no second time I've used a name besides my own registered name. The other time was also to be funny, not to insult.
I'm afraid I can't answer your questions fairly because I'm not a real troll. I'm not angry or hostile, just trying to be a bit droll. Droll troll, get it? hehehehe This is the first, no second time I've used a name besides my own registered name. The other time was also to be funny, not to insult.
I AM SHELBY.
Get your own fucking troll. And DO NOT bring my name into your Troll business. You are now on my official list of jackasses.
I repeat, do not ever again accuse me of being anything other than Shelby.
YOU never did answer my original question of WHY.
I am stopping here. It's hard, but I'm doing it.
Sorry, I lied.
You jackass, I've never posted under anything but Shelby. Crawl back into the woods. And leave me ALONE.
Get your own fucking troll. And DO NOT bring my name into your Troll business. You are now on my official list of jackasses.
I repeat, do not ever again accuse me of being anything other than Shelby.
YOU never did answer my original question of WHY.
I am stopping here. It's hard, but I'm doing it.
Sorry, I lied.
You jackass, I've never posted under anything but Shelby. Crawl back into the woods. And leave me ALONE.
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GET A FUCKING LIFE REHSAL!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!! YOU'RE SO PATHETIC AND NOT REALLY WORTH A FLAMING. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND GROW UP!!!!!!!!
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Hey Reshal, that GUH!! character is a real troll, and that is what a real troll post looks like. You got a live one!
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HALT!!!!!!!!!!
That Troll Violates All Of this Boards Troll Ordinances! You Must Fill Out Five Million Forms in triplicate, While Listening to nothing But The Backstreet Boys! If you fail to Comply, I Will Be FORCED To make you RESPECT MY ATHORITY!!!!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME SON!!!!!!!!!!!
That Troll Violates All Of this Boards Troll Ordinances! You Must Fill Out Five Million Forms in triplicate, While Listening to nothing But The Backstreet Boys! If you fail to Comply, I Will Be FORCED To make you RESPECT MY ATHORITY!!!!!!!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME SON!!!!!!!!!!!
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Troll Inspector said:
Ouch! My god man, it's not worth it! Get out while you still can!!
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There is No Escape From The Troll inspector!
YOU CANNOT HOPE TO RUN FROM ME!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!
YOU CANNOT HOPE TO RUN FROM ME!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!
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Umm... Two words. "Geneva Convention"
You know, there is a clause in the USA Constitution about Cruel and Unusual Punishment being outlawed, right?
The use of the Backstreet Boys in that punishment would DEFINITELY fit that category. Not to mention the Geneva Convention's rules against chemical or biological weapons.
After all, this IS the Backstreet Boys we're talking about here. Just imagine what would happen if they got loose? Society would tear itself apart in massive bloody riots trying to put them down...
And that's the GOOD scenario...
You know, there is a clause in the USA Constitution about Cruel and Unusual Punishment being outlawed, right?
The use of the Backstreet Boys in that punishment would DEFINITELY fit that category. Not to mention the Geneva Convention's rules against chemical or biological weapons.
After all, this IS the Backstreet Boys we're talking about here. Just imagine what would happen if they got loose? Society would tear itself apart in massive bloody riots trying to put them down...
And that's the GOOD scenario...
I found ONE! A Troll! A real Troll!
So they come out after dinner. Now Troll are you mad at my subject or are you just mad at me? What caused you to be come a Troll? Are you a regular poster on the forum? You did give me a very good flaming and then you say I'm not worth flaming. Seems like I'm worth flaming a little. Will you come back Troll, and flame me more? Why do Trolls not answer questions?
Shelby you brought your name here not me, and I did explain to you. What did you lie about?
So they come out after dinner. Now Troll are you mad at my subject or are you just mad at me? What caused you to be come a Troll? Are you a regular poster on the forum? You did give me a very good flaming and then you say I'm not worth flaming. Seems like I'm worth flaming a little. Will you come back Troll, and flame me more? Why do Trolls not answer questions?
Shelby you brought your name here not me, and I did explain to you. What did you lie about?
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I'm the troll that tells no lie,
My anger low, my humor high,
Reshal2 is full of shit,
He's registered other times at Lit,
He asks the questions like a fool,
He's not fresh, he is not cool,
A newbie not this poster be,
He's been here long like you and me,
We crave attention, we need response,
We need to spout our needs and wants,
If trolling is the only way,
To make poster come our way,
Read these little lines of wit,
And guess which one I am you twit!
My anger low, my humor high,
Reshal2 is full of shit,
He's registered other times at Lit,
He asks the questions like a fool,
He's not fresh, he is not cool,
A newbie not this poster be,
He's been here long like you and me,
We crave attention, we need response,
We need to spout our needs and wants,
If trolling is the only way,
To make poster come our way,
Read these little lines of wit,
And guess which one I am you twit!
I loved it!
That was good and in done in record time. Can someone help me ID who this very smart Troll is. I never said Trolls where dumb or bad, that was someone else. I think your Troll name is, GUH! Would I be correct? Just think you could establish an identity as a witty Troll. Quick register as the Riddler!
Adam is my name
Troll studing is my game
Riddler is a troll that can' fill a hole
So now he's playing with his pole
He's out to get me
Because it's free
Why I'll smile at him
And just say he's a little dim
That was good and in done in record time. Can someone help me ID who this very smart Troll is. I never said Trolls where dumb or bad, that was someone else. I think your Troll name is, GUH! Would I be correct? Just think you could establish an identity as a witty Troll. Quick register as the Riddler!
Adam is my name
Troll studing is my game
Riddler is a troll that can' fill a hole
So now he's playing with his pole
He's out to get me
Because it's free
Why I'll smile at him
And just say he's a little dim
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Hmmm........
Good, Good, You Pass All Of our Ordinances, I will allow you To "Troll" On My Board, Move along Move along though, Our friend here must now fill out the forms, and i don give a DAMN bout no "Geneva Convention" Scince Those Backstreet boyz dont listen to us anyway...
Good, Good, You Pass All Of our Ordinances, I will allow you To "Troll" On My Board, Move along Move along though, Our friend here must now fill out the forms, and i don give a DAMN bout no "Geneva Convention" Scince Those Backstreet boyz dont listen to us anyway...
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"Troll" is one of those overused words or phrases like "Supermodel" or "Very Special Episode" that has come to mean everything and so means nothing.
People who insult are not "Trolls", just insulting. Let's carry the fantasy-themed-naming-thing further: Ramlick's Troll is picking on a person in fairly humorous way, so let's call people like that an "Elf", because of the oftentimes clever way they shoot their barbed arrows while hiding in the trees. The asshole who attacked Tiggs for no reason whatsoever is a, hmm, let's see, how about an "Ogre", bullying people around because he wants things to be his way, and tries to step on people he doesn't like. The "Harpies" are the clueless fucks who post like drunken frat boys typing with their piss-limp cocks, and then whine for days about what assholes we all are for making fun of them.
(Hey this is fun. I feel like I'm creating a Literotica Fantasy Trilogy -- "Lord of the Cock-Rings".)
A "Troll" is humorless fuck who posts, constantly, in an dediacted effort to bring the entire board to its knees. A Troll will use many different names, and will even crete kind, sympathetic characters, but ultimately is only happy fucking with everyone else, seeing who he (or she) can get a reaction out of. And Trolls never, never, never admit who they are, even after exposure. They are a dull-witted, pointless species. But they are very, very few in number.
I'd say Lit's only been truly trolled a couple of times, and we dealt with them just fine.
People who insult are not "Trolls", just insulting. Let's carry the fantasy-themed-naming-thing further: Ramlick's Troll is picking on a person in fairly humorous way, so let's call people like that an "Elf", because of the oftentimes clever way they shoot their barbed arrows while hiding in the trees. The asshole who attacked Tiggs for no reason whatsoever is a, hmm, let's see, how about an "Ogre", bullying people around because he wants things to be his way, and tries to step on people he doesn't like. The "Harpies" are the clueless fucks who post like drunken frat boys typing with their piss-limp cocks, and then whine for days about what assholes we all are for making fun of them.
(Hey this is fun. I feel like I'm creating a Literotica Fantasy Trilogy -- "Lord of the Cock-Rings".)
A "Troll" is humorless fuck who posts, constantly, in an dediacted effort to bring the entire board to its knees. A Troll will use many different names, and will even crete kind, sympathetic characters, but ultimately is only happy fucking with everyone else, seeing who he (or she) can get a reaction out of. And Trolls never, never, never admit who they are, even after exposure. They are a dull-witted, pointless species. But they are very, very few in number.
I'd say Lit's only been truly trolled a couple of times, and we dealt with them just fine.
Stormystarr
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How come I've never had a troll yell at me about how stupid and boring I am? I have had some of them AGREE with me, but they have yet to ATTACK me. Guess I'm lucky in that respect. But I don't think that them agreeing with me is doing me any good, because then people stop talking to me for a while. I'm jealous of the trolled people!
Trolls...stop agreeing with me!
Trolls...stop agreeing with me!
shadowsong
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*lmao* I think that's the first time I've ever seen THAT reaction to a Troll before... *grins* Anyone that can make THAT kind of a post isn't stupid or boring, no matter WHAT they say. IMHO, of course...
Stormystarr
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Thank you Shadowsong, but i think you're the only one who thinks that way about me.
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Methinks the lady doth protest too much...
Maybe so, Stormy, but I've had too many run-ins with friends that think way too little of themselves. Anytime someone comes up with something that inventive, I have to give them the benefit of the doubt...
Maybe so, Stormy, but I've had too many run-ins with friends that think way too little of themselves. Anytime someone comes up with something that inventive, I have to give them the benefit of the doubt...
