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KillerMuffin

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I just realized. I won.

No, really.

Dick and Ed say so. Right here on this letter. I'm sharing my bajillions from the Prize Patrol with you.

What are you going to do with your ten grand, cash under the table?
 
First off, I want a pink gun like Muffie's.

And here's the rest of my list:

1. Four very fluffy down pillows.
2. A scanner for my iBook.
3. A webcam.
4. Lots of cashmere, merino, and angora yarn, and all different sizes of Addi-Turbo circular knitting needles.
5. A used car that gets good gas mileage (maybe a VW GTI? Yes, I'm dreaming).
6. Airline tickets, in abundance.
7. Some stripy underwear.
 
One used car in good shape (4K).

One brand spanking new baritone saxophone with black finish (2K).

One trip to Nawlins (500 Bucks)

One large box of Christmas presents to my babies (500 Bucks).

One year of College tuition (2K).

One Grand in the Bank (1K)

One happy man (Priceless). :D
 
Think I would get that Harley I have been eye-balling now for about a year. Ten grand would go a long ways to bringing it home...heh heh
 
I hate to break it to you, Muffie, but Ed was just coming by to start up a Neighborhood Watch program.

The check is definitely not in the mail. :p
 
A maid-type, cleaner-helper-upper, just to help me get started.
A straight jacket.
Brass knuckles.
My friends, here.
Motivation.
 
I'd take a trip.

Then I'd buy lots of clothes and lots of toys.
 
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