i would like to see more stories with hammers and large trucks

[killallhippies]

equipped with rocket packs that have a tendency to explode for no real reason at all but merely because they can. also, hot, gay sex. get to it.

 

[bisexplicit]

I'm sure someone will get right on that.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Just hammers, or can we include sickles as well?

 

[sirhugs]

Just hammers, or can we include sickles as well?

or, if we go sci-fi, thrashers and combines?

 

[killallhippies]

I'm sure someone will get right on that.

homophobe.

 

[Shendude]

I'm curious, Mr. Allhippies, what are you smoking?

And where can I acquire some?

 

[sirhugs]

homophobe.

I believe she's bi, therefore unlikely to be phobic.

 

[killallhippies]

so bisexuals have no fear? very interesting. i did not know that.

 

[bisexplicit]

homophobe.

Yeah, I most certainly hate gay people.

 

[killallhippies]

Yeah, I most certainly hate gay people.

rocketpackaphobe

 

[stonedfox]

Jackhammers and space ships flown by intergalactic pirates that like to kill white girls??

Let this colony know
in the name of the dead,
We're coming!!!

 

[sirhugs]

Jackhammers and space ships flown by intergalactic pirates that like to kill white girls??

Let this colony know
in the name of the dead,
We're coming!!!

pirates, or white girls?
just don't forget lots of steamy sex.

 

[bisexplicit]

rocketpackaphobe

Actually, yes. I probably am afraid of rocket packs.

However, I'm not phobic of them.

 

[sirhugs]

Actually, yes. I probably am afraid of rocket packs.

However, I'm not phobic of them.

but tell us, as a white girl...are you afraid of intergalactic pirates?

 

[bisexplicit]

but tell us, as a white girl...are you afraid of intergalactic pirates?

I haven't met any, but probably if I did, I would be afraid.

Unless they were Johnny Depp playing a pirate - and then I would say "take me now."

 

[Tom Collins]

Laughing Out Load

You people are weird
I like that, 'cuz it makes me feel at home.

 

[sirhugs]

You people are weird
I like that, 'cuz it makes me feel at home.

glad to hear it Tom. Please jump right in the deep end. The water's fine...just watch for nibbles