i would like a refund

[seXieleXie]

this was officially the worst spring break ever. i got into d.c. around noon and by 8pm i was the sickest i have been in years. i couldn't eat for 3 days. i tried everything from ginger ale to popcicles and could keep nothing down. i didn't even need to have anything in my stomach for my body to try and purge. so that lasted until late sunday night and i remained in quarentine in my uncle's basement... oh, i mean guest room... until tuesday. i understand that though, he has young kids and i would feel awful if they had gotten ill, but i didn't even have t.v. down there anyway, i had two days to see DC, but the rain kept my sightseeing to a minimum. *le sigh* i also did not manage to meet any lit members. pobre lexie. now i'm back at school with only my homework to keep me company. d'you think i can get the president of the university to schedual a make-up spring break?

so, who is going to fill me in on the lit happenings since last friday?

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

that was a shitty brake, you were supose to have fun.

not much has been happinging on lit this past week, well not that i've noticed

 

[seXieleXie]

that was a shitty brake, you were supose to have fun.

i was? shit, i must have missed the memo. i thought i was supposed to be miserably ill for spring break!

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

i was? shit, i must have missed the memo. i thought i was supposed to be miserably ill for spring break!

yah well that's how I spent all my brakes, shit for two years I spent my brake in school doing an assignment.

now go have fun next time girl

 

[freakygirl]

You should have come to my house instead.

I don't have a basement but I do have a few closets.... and I would have given you a TV for the closet

Sorry you were ill during your vacation... Think of it this way.. Summer is coming soon.

 

[Mischka]

There's no two ways about it - your Spring Break sucked rocks. Hopefully you can visit D.C. again when you're well.

 

[BustyTheClown]

Hey, you can take my Spring Break. My college is on a trimester system, and our break officially starts tomorrow (Friday) at 4:00, when the last exams get out. Naturally, my only two finals had to be on Friday, so I don't get out until the latest possible, but hey -- nine days of relaxation ahead! We only get a week, but I'm sure you could do more in nine days than you could do in two. Just hijack my spring break, chica! And if your college doesn't like it, tell them to stuff it, lol.

 

[Guest]

 

[Ishmael]

so, who is going to fill me in on the lit happenings since last friday?

Every one is healthy and got laid. Should have never left us.

Ishmael

 

[kotori]

Povarina, I hope you're better now at least. Not to diminish anything Mischka might say, timing is at least as important as location--had your break been a week early, we could have toured together.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Too bad about the spring break, lexie. Mine is about to start and I know it will suck, too.

Hope you're feeling better now, though.

 

[seXieleXie]

thank you hamlet

i hope yours sucks in the fun way hmm... that's another thing my spring break was seriously lacking... damn

 

[Hamletmaschine]

i hope yours sucks in the fun way hmm... that's another thing my spring break was seriously lacking... damn

I think it is more likely that it will suck in much the same way yours did, lexie:

(a.) I'm so exhausted from work right now that I'll probably get sick within moments of dismissing my last class, and (b.) I won't get laid.

Ah, well, at least my uncle won't lock me in a basement in D.C.



(Ya shoulda come down here: it was gorgeous all week, temps in the mid-80s, etc.)

 

[TN_Vixen]

(Ya shoulda come down here: it was gorgeous all week, temps in the mid-80s, etc.)

mid 80s? Damn, I'm thinking bikini, beach, volleyball, ice cream, sex while covered in suntan oil.... Mmmm

 

[Hamletmaschine]

mid 80s? Damn, I'm thinking bikini, beach, volleyball, ice cream, sex while covered in suntan oil.... Mmmm

Uh . . . I think you forgot your bikini, Vixen.

And if that was a multiple choice question, I'll take the last item: sex w/oil.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Uh . . . I think you forgot your bikini, Vixen.

And if that was a multiple choice question, I'll take the last item: sex w/oil.

It so happens that I'm not absentminded. The missing bikini was intentional.

Now, let's talk about this oil....

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Well, since you've deleted the bikini, I don't think we need the beach or the volleyball, either. I suspect we could still find a use for the ice cream, however.

As for the oil ... hmmmm.... Ever seen Last Tango in Paris?

 

[TN_Vixen]

Well, since you've deleted the bikini, I don't think we need the beach or the volleyball, either. I suspect we could still find a use for the ice cream, however.

As for the oil ... hmmmm.... Ever seen Last Tango in Paris?

heh, yes I have. Do you have a particular scene in mind?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

heh, yes I have. Do you have a particular scene in mind?

I love butter.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I love butter.

you do? Ah, well, I have some buns that need attention.

 

[JazzManJim]

leXie, I'm sorry I couldn't hook up with you while you were down here. Things sucked big-time, as you know.

Though, had I know you were being held like Rapunzel in her tower, I would probably have sent a rescue team or something!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

you do? Ah, well, I have some buns that need attention.

I can see that.

We must be thinking of the same scene....

 

[TN_Vixen]

I can see that.

We must be thinking of the same scene....

ah, really? well then.. I think a proper description is in order.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

I am referring, of course, to the butter-bugger scene, in which Marlon Brando forces Maria Schneider to her knees, pulls down her pants and unceremoniously shoves a liberal glob of butter up her ass, all the while 'discoursing fustian with his own shadow' (to borrow a phrase), whereupon he kneels behind her, pulls out his cock and proceeds to give her a good assfucking right there on the floor of his squalid little apartment.

Is that the scene you were thinking of?

 

[TN_Vixen]

I am referring, of course, to the butter-bugger scene...Is that the scene you were thinking of?

Of course, of course, what else? MyMy darling, you have the same tendency as I where old movies are concerned. I feel an intimate connection with you already.

butter anyone?