I would dearly love to kick someone's ass all over the place

[KillerMuffin]

You know, that deep down body clean ass-kicking. My knuckles are frigging itching here and I would adore to connect them to someone's face.

*sigh*

My relatives are never around when I need them. They're always good for a lil' throw down.

 

[superlittlegirl]

May I introduce you

to a lovely lad named HighSchoolJock?

 

[cybergirly]

I know how you feel. Sometimes you just need to hit something.
I (dont laugh) have a teddy bear I keep for just that reason, I hit, throw and generally beat him up on a regular basis.

 

[glamorilla]

A punching bag helps.

 

[thumbs2_ca]

ohhhhhhhh

Quietly backing out of thread...

 

[Sillyman]

I'm here KM. Don't hold back *winces*

 

[patient1]

Would you take your combat boots off first?

 

[Starfish]

My whole bod is itching. I need to throw it at someone.

Hey DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


Waakeeeeeeeeeee uUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP!

fucker.

 

[Private Vasquez]

dude! Me too.

I wanna break some stuff. Bones are good.

 

[Silverluna]

tae kwan do

i scared my instructers the first time i let loose on a bag.....

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Bring it on Muff

 

[paganangel]

You know, that deep down body clean ass-kicking. My knuckles are frigging itching here and I would adore to connect them to someone's face.

*sigh*

My relatives are never around when I need them. They're always good for a lil' throw down.

i am seriously turned on right now.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Scotty is the kind of moron that only understands a good ass kicking. That boy is in dire need of having someone wipe the floor with his face.

I had a stuffed tiger for that but I reduced him to fuzzy bits. Now I just sit around frustrated until it goes away.

I should be so lucky to get a good punching bag, but the StudMuffin says I can't hit him tonight. I can tomorrow if I still feel like it. Probably not, he's like hitting a fucking rock.

Oh come on, Thumbs, I'm not going to hurt you.

Sillyman, thank you for the lovely offer, you've won a place near and dear to my heart for your selflessness. I don't actually want to hurt anyone, though.

I'd have to, patient, they're steel toed and that's cheating.

Have you tried sandpaper yet Fish? You don't need skin.

I am so not a dude, but I love breaking joints. I got to shatter a kneecap once, it was great. Well, not for him.

A Harleyite after my own heart.

Cheffie, baby, sit down before you hurt yourself, Fairylover.

A fellow hick. Wonderful pa, wonderful!

 

[rick_j21]

Re: May I introduce you

to a lovely lad named HighSchoolJock?

Lol, you met our dear little friend as well?


Limp Bizkit said it best, "I pack a chain saw, I'll skin your ass raw, and if my day keeps going this way, I just might break your fuckin face tonight"

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Cheffie, baby, sit down before you hurt yourself, Fairylover.

The only hurting will be when you are back in your box, miss fudgepacker

 

[KillerMuffin]

Cheffie, I could stomp you into a mushy little Garcialicker before you could say Bob's your uncle and you know it.

Now be a good little fairytosser and acknowledge your betters.

 

[kiwiwolf]

You can use my punching bag for a while Muffin, but I'm gonna need it again soon.

 

[Guest]

You know, that deep down body clean ass-kicking. My knuckles are frigging itching here and I would adore to connect them to someone's face.

*sigh*

My relatives are never around when I need them. They're always good for a lil' throw down.

I have a Damn-it doll for this purpose. I lost the poem that goes with it, but not the doll.

Moon

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Cheffie, I could stomp you into a mushy little Garcialicker before you could say Bob's your uncle and you know it.

Now be a good little fairytosser and acknowledge your betters.

i would you know but they aint here, and if you weren't so busy trying to play quarterback for the fudgepackers, they may not be so crap.

 

[KillerMuffin]

So like you to turn to your useless pansies prancing around the field. You're a closet fudgepacker and you know it, baby. Don't make me spank you.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Those prancing pansies go a lot harder than your prissy fudgepackers and you know it. The only fudgepackers are in the closet, I mean who would dare show that face in public.

Dont make me fuck you

 

[Guest]

You know, that deep down body clean ass-kicking. My knuckles are frigging itching here and I would adore to connect them to someone's face.

*sigh*

My relatives are never around when I need them. They're always good for a lil' throw down.

I have a Damn-it doll for this purpose.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Whenever things don't go so well...
And you want to hit the wall and yell...
Here's a little dammit doll
That you can't do without.
Just grasp it firmly by the legs
And find a place to slam it
And as you whack the stuffing out
Yell, "DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!"

 

[RavensWolf7177]

Definitely have a few in mind that are due for a royal ass kicking.

 

[DevilBoy79]

You know, that deep down body clean ass-kicking. My knuckles are frigging itching here and I would adore to connect them to someone's face.

*sigh*

My relatives are never around when I need them. They're always good for a lil' throw down.

Bring it on , havent had a good sparring session in a long time, i'm way over do