I wonder what Melania's speechwriter did today

[miles]

He probably has a great future lined up writing incest fantasy stories on Lit.

At best.

 

[RoryN]

He probably has a great future lined up writing incest fantasy stories on Lit.

Her speechwriter is already here...and commenting on Lit stories.

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/471/847/06a.gif

 

[Pookie]

Miles is waiting with bated breath to PM Twilight Sparkle the moment she registers at Lit.

 

[xbb]

cashing a check from ExCuntClinton

 

[RoryN]

Miles is waiting with bated breath to PM Twilight Sparkle the moment she registers at Lit.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/03/b4/c7/03b4c7b9f50e0bdb41e0d168be4ef655.jpg

 

[Pookie]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/03/b4/c7/03b4c7b9f50e0bdb41e0d168be4ef655.jpg

Too fucking funny.

 

[Disgustipated]

She's employed which is on miles' bucket list.

 

[BettyPoop]

He probably has a great future lined up writing incest fantasy stories on Lit.

At best.

He's writing an original story about a whale called "Moby Christie."

 

[BettyPoop]

He's tying to sell his screenplay for the Chris Christie story called "Fifty Shades of Gravy."

 

[RoryN]

Too fucking funny.

I can't wait for the late-night hosts to get ahold of this story.

 

[BettyPoop]

Writing Trump's concession speech?

 

[BettyPoop]

26% approval rate in New Jersey. New Jersey! and Christie is

supposed to help Trump? If Trump loses, Chris Crisco is unemployed.

 

[toubab]

Rumored to be writing a new Rick Astley song.

 

[BettyPoop]

Robbed a liquor store?

 

[BettyPoop]

Rumor has it that Trump's son Eric wrote her speech. There's nothing like throwing your mother under the bus.