I wonder…

[rgraham666]

What went through the inventor's mind when he dreamed this thing up.

 

[scriptordelecto]

What went through the inventor's mind when he dreamed this thing up.

Slipping his "oblong fruit" into something, that's for sure! *smirks*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's just filthy.

 

[Vermilion]

Oh - they've had banana-guards in the lakeland plastics catalogue for Aeons.
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[Vermilion]

minus innuedo and double entendres, mind...

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Oh - they've had banana-guards in the lakeland plastics catalogue for Aeons.
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Yeah, but who cares about those sorry-assed Aeons? The rest of us have our needs, you know?

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

I'd better get a couple now to help me pack for Chicago.

 

[rgraham666]

I'd better get a couple now to help me pack for Chicago.

I was going to say, "Try not to blush when the customs agent asks what they're for". But then I remembered that you're not crossing the border.

 

[Guest]

I was going to say, "Try not to blush when the customs agent asks what they're for". But then I remembered that you're not crossing the border.

I wonder what you'll be blushing about as you cross the border.

Some gorgeous young thing searching your person?

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Dual use technology.

 

[rgraham666]

I wonder what you'll be blushing about as you cross the border.

Some gorgeous young thing searching your person?

That reminds me. I do have to get back to work on a story about just such an occurrence. Thanks.

 

[only_more_so]

What went through the inventor's mind when he dreamed this thing up.

I'm sure nothing dirty went through his mind when he dreamed it up. It was only after he realized what he created that he knew it would be hard to explain.