I won...again

[Zeb_Carter]

From: "Microsoft/Msn" <barton-white01@live.com>
To: undisclosed-recipients

GOOD DAY
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT YOU HAVE WON THE SUM OF
$552,000.00 FROM THE MICROSOFT®PROMOTION HELD ON 6TH APRIL 2010. PLEASE
FILL THE INFORMATION BELOW AND SEND TO
(barton-white01@live.com)

Name: Mr. Barton-White Rodholm
Email: barton-white01@live.com
1.Full Name:
2.Full Address:
3.State:
4.Occupation:
5.Age:
6.Sex:
7.Country:
8.Tel.Number:

CONGRATULATION ONCE AGAIN.

I'm rollin' in it now!

 

[MzDeviancy]

I'm rollin' in it now!

Well, share the wealth. I've got tuition to pay up here!

 

[TxRad]

Barton-White Rodholm? Isn't that the guy that was in with Hillary on that White Water deal?

 

[Katyusha]

Geez Zeb, do you have to rub everyone's face in it? It's been forever since I got one of those emails, and I've spent all my hard-won millions.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

I knew I should have kept this to myself, now everyone wants a piece of the pie! And soon all those relatives I never knew I had will be coming out of the woodwork.

 

[Handley_Page]

Some bloke in the FBI keeps sending letters saying I've come into money, but he wont cough it up. I got one from Well Fargo as well
($21,487,939),

 

[Boxlicker101]

You're sort of a piker, aren't you, Zeb? I keep winning millions of dollars.

ETA: I like the way they send these emails to "undisclosed recipients." That way, if somebody hacks into your email, they won't know who the big winner is.

 

[MzDeviancy]

Some bloke in the FBI keeps sending letters saying I've come into money, but he wont cough it up. I got one from Well Fargo as well
($21,487,939),

I've won like 20 "all expenses paid cruises".

 

[Handley_Page]

I've won like 20 "all expenses paid cruises".

Just one or two would be sufficient for me.
Round-the-world ones, of course.

 

[OzoneRed]

I was the 1,000,000th person to visit one of my favorite porn sites, and won a free laptop.

Three days in a row.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Finally - My Funds Has Been Released.

It's about time!

AT LAST YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN RELEASED !!!Monday, May 10, 2010 5:10 AMFrom: "AFRICAN UNION PAYMENT REGULATION." <sharezzz@clanhouse.de>Add sender to ContactsTo: undisclosed-recipientsAFRICAN UNION REGULATORY OFFICE
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS REGULATORY AUTHORITY
INTER-CONTINENTAL DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPT.
14 BOFYOMI STREETS, VICTORIA IRE-LAND
LAGOS, NIGERIA.
TELEPHONE: +234-703-634-6413
FAX: +234-703-675-8999



DATE:10/05/2010

FROM THE DESK OF: THE PAYMASTER GENERAL




ATTENTION: RELEASE OF YOUR CONTRACT/IHERITANCE FUNDS OF (US$10.5M) BY FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

It's about time!

AT LAST YOUR FUNDS HAS BEEN RELEASED !!!Monday, May 10, 2010 5:10 AMFrom: "AFRICAN UNION PAYMENT REGULATION." <sharezzz@clanhouse.de>Add sender to ContactsTo: undisclosed-recipientsAFRICAN UNION REGULATORY OFFICE
INTERNATIONAL FUNDS REGULATORY AUTHORITY
INTER-CONTINENTAL DEBT RECONCILIATION DEPT.
14 BOFYOMI STREETS, VICTORIA IRE-LAND
LAGOS, NIGERIA.
TELEPHONE: +234-703-634-6413
FAX: +234-703-675-8999



DATE:10/05/2010

FROM THE DESK OF: THE PAYMASTER GENERAL




ATTENTION: RELEASE OF YOUR CONTRACT/IHERITANCE FUNDS OF (US$10.5M) BY FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA.

i SUPPOSE THEY need A bank account SO THEY MAY DEPOSIT THEM.

 

[Boxlicker101]

i SUPPOSE THEY need A bank account SO THEY MAY DEPOSIT THEM.

Oh, of course. Why else would these nice, helpful people in Nigeria want to know my banking info?