I Wish'ed I'd Had Retard Parents

[Sparky Kronkite]

I wish'd I'd had retard parents
Ones that were legally so
And that I was born very normal
Just so I'd know more'n they know

I'd goof around on 'em all the time
I'd hide and scare 'em to shit
I'd put ants in their beds
And tacks on the floor
And I'd giggle but only a bit

I'd watch'em drool
With a grin on my face
And feed'em from baby bottles
I'd teach'em to drive
And just keep'em alive
Until I put a stick on the throttle

I'd jump out from behind
The curtains and yell - goo-goo ga-goo-goo
And laugh at'em while they pissed their pants
And then pour'em another Yohoo

I wish'd I'd had retard parents
Ones that were legally so
And that I was born very normal
Just so I'd know more'n they know

 

[Purple Haze]

I'm trying to imagine Bob Dylan singing this one.

 

[R Nitelight]

Purple Haze

I'm imagining Sparky's kids.
I suspect they'd be half-right.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

My kids.....

Went over to the dark side years ago. Of course the burn easily. Albino basket ball player's tend to do that you know.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Re: Purple Haze

I'm imagining Sparky's kids.
I suspect they'd be half-right.

Or Half gone!!

 

[Purple Haze]

Now I'm imagining a young Edgar and Johnny Winter chugging Gatorade.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

While they're.....

Walking down Tobacco Road.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

You might not have had retarded parents...

but I'm pretty sure that your kids have one.


Sorry, Sparky... didn't mean it. I just couldn't resist.

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Spark... you mean you didn't... well blow me............down...heheh j/k


(Stop that, stop that right now, stop being silly... Now for something serious...)

Sorry a monty phython flash back..

I am calm now...