I Wish There Were Fat Transplants

[lavender]

 

[Sillyman]

I don't know how medically possible it is, but I could certainly think of some uses for fat transplants.

 

[kotori]

i'm thinking there won't be a big market for it.

 

[Laurel]

Ooh! Can I choose where I put the fat?

 

[Guest]

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I have a number of anorexia patients who could stand a little fattenin' up.

but what they really need is muscle, especially of the cardiac variety - not something you really want to give away. But if this stem cell research pans out...

 

[takingchances42]

Ooh! Can I choose where I put the fat?

How about some more on my thighs doctor? I think my belly could use some more. And under the chin, yes, a double chin would be wonderful!

I am thinking about Bill Murray going to see Steve Martin in "Little Shop of Horrors" for some reason...

 

[Sillyman]

LL had a very similar idea to what I was thinking. It wouldn't be to big in America with our obesity problem, but in countries with routine famine problems where people are dangerously thin, it might have some benefits.

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[takingchances42]

LL had a very similar idea to what I was thinking. It wouldn't be to big in America with our obesity problem, but in countries with routine famine problems where people are dangerously thin, it might have some benefits.

Or instead of going through a complicated medical procedure to transfer fat -- we could just eat less and send them the extra food?

Nah, would never fly...

 

[Guest]

 

[Sillyman]

Or instead of going through a complicated medical procedure to transfer fat -- we could just eat less and send them the extra food?

Nah, would never fly...

Well, people pay to get rid of the fat, not the food.

 

[takingchances42]

politics follows us to the dining room already.

Are you calling me a politician??? That's getting pretty low. What mean things did I ever say to you?

I am not a politician. I am an escaped sexual criminal. Now what was this you said about following you to your dining room?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Well I've been thinking about this for years... my best friend is quite thin.. I'll gladly donate some of my ... extra poundage towards keeping her warm in the winter.

 

[lavender]

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I knew after seeing you on the board that you would respond to this with some literal bullshit.

That's why Laurel pays me the big bucks - the position of pedantic board physician was open and I happen to have excellent credentials.

I had originally applied for the position of drunken anti-American zealot, but was told PPman already had the job and was actually on a tenure track.

Oh well... you win some, you lose some, right?

 

[lavender]

 

[Mistress]

If someone starts up an organization for this please inform me, I have some extra I would be willing to get rid of

 

[Laurel]

How about some more on my thighs doctor? I think my belly could use some more. And under the chin, yes, a double chin would be wonderful!

Maybe I'm excessive, but I was thinking a triple chin would be tres sexy.

A little on the ankles, too.

 

[Laurel]

That's why Laurel pays me the big bucks - the position of pedantic board physician was open and I happen to have excellent credentials.

Too true. The thorough body massage didn't hurt your chances either.

 

[ksmybuttons]

It looks so painful to get rid of fat! I saw a TV show on liposuction once. Had a friend that had it done because she had surg on the other hip and wanted them even. Since it was an on the job injury that had messed up the other one, they paid for it! She had to wear this compression girdle thing for weeks so the skin would reattach.

I think I will keep my fat.

 

[Guest]

 

[Pyper]

I'll gladly take your ass fat, lavy, and put it towards my "bodacious tata" fat bank, so I can have tatas just like yours.

 

[Johnny Cool]

Of course there are Fat transplants. How else do you explain Matthew "One episode I'm 200 pounds the next I'm 160" Perry?