I Wish I Was Drubnk

[OhMissScarlett]

I really wish I was drunk. I would get that way, but I've had way too many carbs today. Low carb beer bites the big one, as you can imagine. Fuck it, I'm going to take some Benedryl. Entertain me with your contortions, y'all, cause I'm so bored.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I really wish I was drunk. I would get that way, but I've had way too many carbs today. Low carb beer bites the big one, as you can imagine. Fuck it, I'm going to take some Benedryl. Entertain me with your contortions, y'all, cause I'm so bored.

Me too and I almost AM drubnk. I want to be drubnk. I've got some Guinness and it makes me drunk.

Yes, low carb beer is a sin against beer. Down on your knees, sinner!

I've got some Vicodin left, want some?

 

[yui]

I really wish I was drunk. I would get that way, but I've had way too many carbs today. Low carb beer bites the big one, as you can imagine. Fuck it, I'm going to take some Benedryl. Entertain me with your contortions, y'all, cause I'm so bored.

I'm so glad someone else said it! It is kind of dull in here. What happened? I thought everyone was having a big IM party, so I was going to play cool like I had IMs out the wazoo (sp?), too.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I'm so glad someone else said it! It is kind of dull in here. What happened? I thought everyone was having a big IM party, so I was going to play cool like I had IMs out the wazoo (sp?), too.

You are so cute Yui.

 

[rikaaim]

I'm going to pretend I didn't walk into this thread. Being the son of an alcoholic father and working in a pharmacy, I hate to see this sort of thing. Every day I see people come into my store and try to abuse the system so they can abuse perscription drugs. Even though they are legal, they are still dangerous. Okay, everyone enjoy and have your fun now that I have thouroughly ruined it for you.


Maybe I should have said this part first:


Please fasten your seatbelts and put your trays in their proper upright postions. This guilt trip will be taking off in about 30 seconds and is expected to crash and burn horribly right about.....now.

 

[elsol]

My head is about ready to explode so I'm with you on the drinking thing... or at least enough caffeine to kill the headache.

And it is quiet here so I don't even have the distraction of the forum to relieve some of the pain.

As to carbs... well, I'm on a diet and all I want right now is a nice turkey burger with fries...

I fucking hate diets...


Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[OhMissScarlett]

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I've got some Vicodin left, want some?

Yes, please! Gimme Gimme!

You are so cute Yui.

I second that emoticon.
There's no big IM party. I have everyone blocked except Carson and Shanglan who's out galloping around somewhere no doubt. Damn that horse for having a life!

 

[yui]

You are so cute Yui.

Oh, sure, you say that now...

 

[yui]

My head is about ready to explode so I'm with you on the drinking thing... or at least enough caffeine to kill the headache.

And it is quiet here so I don't even have the distraction of the forum to relieve some of the pain.

As to carbs... well, I'm on a diet and all I want right now is a nice turkey burger with fries...

I fucking hate diets...


Sincerely,
ElSol

Caffeine is wonderful I have caffeine gum. I love it.

Eat the burger.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Damn that horse for having a life!

I know! I wanted the horse's attention too! *sobs*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I hate to see this sort of thing. Every day I see people come into my store and try to abuse the system so they can abuse perscription drugs.

I'm a certified pharmacy tech, so I know exactly what you mean. Also, I know what I can and cannot take. I don't have an addictive personality, well, unless it comes to porn.

 

[carsonshepherd]

. I don't have an addictive personality, well, unless it comes to porn.

And sex

 

[yui]

Yes, please! Gimme Gimme!

I second that emoticon.
There's no big IM party. I have everyone blocked except Carson and Shanglan who's out galloping around somewhere no doubt. Damn that horse for having a life!

Thank you! But it's that pat on the head kind of cute, isn't it?

You really block people? For months I've had this idea that the cool kids go off and IM when things get quiet. And me, I'm afraid to add anyone to my "buddy list" here on lit because I'm afraid it will send a request to that person and they will say no.

 

[yui]

I'm a certified pharmacy tech, so I know exactly what you mean. Also, I know what I can and cannot take. I don't have an addictive personality, well, unless it comes to porn.

Speaking of porn, have you seen "Greek Holiday"? My jaw dropped. I missed that part of Greece when I was there...

 

[rikaaim]

I hate to see this sort of thing. Every day I see people come into my store and try to abuse the system so they can abuse perscription drugs.

I'm a certified pharmacy tech, so I know exactly what you mean. Also, I know what I can and cannot take. I don't have an addictive personality, well, unless it comes to porn.

You and I are very much alike. I was certified for 2 years but let it lapse because I only did it for more money at work and they gave me the shaft. So I decided not to waste my money on something that I would never use fully.

I must admit that I am addicted to porn and am quite happy that it's been one whole day that I haven't gone to free sites or done things that I shouldn't. One day is a big deal for me. Any addiction is though to break and porn is no different. I write my stories to better my writing. I think I do pretty good and I always have a subject that I can relate to.

 

[rikaaim]

Thank you! But it's that pat on the head kind of cute, isn't it?

You really block people? For months I've had this idea that the cool kids go off and IM when things get quiet. And me, I'm afraid to add anyone to my "buddy list" here on lit because I'm afraid it will send a request to that person and they will say no.

I would never say no to you Yui, no matter what the request.


You have plenty of friends here and if I have to come over there and swoon you and nibble gently on your tender ear lobe and fondle....


errmmmm....


I mean...*cough*...play checkers and stuff...*shifty eyes*

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Thank you! But it's that pat on the head kind of cute, isn't it?

You really block people? For months I've had this idea that the cool kids go off and IM when things get quiet. And me, I'm afraid to add anyone to my "buddy list" here on lit because I'm afraid it will send a request to that person and they will say no.

No, it's the want to rip your panties off kinda cute, silly girl.
I don't think the buddy list thingy sends off any kind of request. Carson and I are so lame that we IM about what we're posting on Lit. Sssh, don't tell.

 

[rikaaim]

No, it's the want to rip your panties off kinda cute, silly girl.
I don't think the buddy list thingy sends off any kind of request. Carson and I are so lame that we IM about what we're posting on Lit. Sssh, don't tell.

That's lame?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Speaking of porn, have you seen "Greek Holiday"? My jaw dropped. I missed that part of Greece when I was there...

LMAO. Yeah, I didn't really notice any landmarks cause I was busy looking at Tim Hamilton's ass.

 

[brightlyiburn]

My problem with drinking is I don't get to enjoy that uncontrolled drunk feeling. I go from slightly tipsy directly to passed out. Or more accurately, asleep. I always wake up feeling like I slept like a log, which usually isn't the case if you're drunk.
I think it's cause when I was little and I wouldn't sleep, they gave me this nasty medicine that tastes ten times worse than Nyquil. It has a somewhat higher alcohol content. I'm so used to alcohol putting me to sleep that as I drink more, I just get sleepy. I've never like, suddenly blacked out. I get sleepy, I go to bed, and I fall asleep.

 

[carsonshepherd]

No, it's the want to rip your panties off kinda cute, silly girl.
I don't think the buddy list thingy sends off any kind of request. Carson and I are so lame that we IM about what we're posting on Lit. Sssh, don't tell.

Except when you're talking dirty to me about all the things you want to do to Yui while I watch.

 

[yui]

I would never say no to you Yui, no matter what the request.


You have plenty of friends here and if I have to come over there and swoon you and nibble gently on your tender ear lobe and fondle....


errmmmm....


I mean...*cough*...play checkers and stuff...*shifty eyes*

Swooning is good.

LMAO. Yeah, I didn't really notice any landmarks cause I was busy looking at Tim Hamilton's ass.

I don't even know what game they were playing on the beach--volleyball, maybe? --and I watched that same scene thirty-seven times.

 

[LadyJeanne]

Is that where everyone's been? Watching Scarlett and Yui?

I thought the nana had been driving everyone away.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That's lame?

Well, yeah. Considering all the exciting things we could be doing instead like...uh...getting laid maybe?

Except when you're talking dirty to me about all the things you want to do to Yui while I watch.

Moi? I would never say such things.

 

[yui]

Except when you're talking dirty to me about all the things you want to do to Yui while I watch.

Moi? I would never say such things.

*gasp* Well, for heaven's sake, tell me, too!

Is that where everyone's been? Watching Scarlett and Yui?

I thought the nana had been driving everyone away.

LadyJeanne! Hi!

The nana has a certain appeel, to me...