I wish I had in house pussy.

[smoothg103rd]

Like frfr. In house, is easy access. Something to lick and stick real quick.

For me to get some pussy, I got to scroll through my contacts. I got to hope that she doesn't have her kids. I got to hope that her boyfriend isn't around. I got to hope that she is free.

And in house is what I wish I had right now. Something that is right there. Something that I don't have to work for. Something that I just had to lick on to get her ready to fuck. I envy you pussy whip pussies right about now.

I'm too fucked up,and too lazy for effort right about now. I want it, but I want it to be here. I don't feel like going nowhere, and I don't feel like trying to persuade anybody to come over at 4:43 am. I wish it was here already.

I envy you sucker for love ass men right about now. You don't know how good you have it.

Too many drugs, too many drinks and too horny. Too horny not to be able to get it at will.

Maybe I should just go to sleep.

 

[Aella_]

You're asking for trouble.
The alpha-males will soon start ganging up on you.

 

[smoothg103rd]

You're asking for trouble.
The alpha-males will soon start ganging up on you.

I am the alpha male.

 

[Conager]

For me to get some pussy, I got to scroll through my contacts. I got to hope that she doesn't have her kids. I got to hope that her boyfriend isn't around. I got to hope that she is free.

My options are not quite that complicated but it is more or less always something to navigate around.

I got to hope that she is free.

Or at least running a late night special... I kid, I kid.

And in house is what I wish I had right now. Something that is right there. Something that I don't have to work for. Something that I just had to lick on to get her ready to fuck. I envy you pussy whip pussies right about now..

Now hold up. Not only have I never had any I didn't work for, I don't know anyone who claimed to. There is always something involved in getting from point A to point B.

 

[suckonsimon]

... You don't know how good you have it. ...

Pal, I do. I really do. Your opening write up is a good read. Here's to in house pussy; and their good use to orgasmic bliss, often.

 

[suckonsimon]

I am the alpha male.

Just a piece of wisdom for you mate: the alpha male never says so.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

He does if he's the first.

 

[jaF0]

Get a wife.

Not necessarily your own.

 

[ElasticMermaid]

I want that too. But as soon as I live with them, I usually stop wanting to give them my pussy. Because then I'm mad at them about the laundry.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Men thinking they do not need to work to get the house pussy is while they lose the house pussy......

 

[Aphro]

Men thinking they do not need to work to get the house pussy is while they lose the house pussy......

Indeed.

 

[spacekowboy]

Go to your local animal shelter. It's wall to wall pussy in that joint. You're bound to find one for your house.

 

[smoothg103rd]

I want that too. But as soon as I live with them, I usually stop wanting to give them my pussy. Because then I'm mad at them about the laundry.

You would let something stupid as laundry get in the way of a couple of rounds?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Pal, I do. I really do. Your opening write up is a good read. Here's to in house pussy; and their good use to orgasmic bliss, often.

To in house pussy.

 

[smoothg103rd]

My options are not quite that complicated but it is more or less always something to navigate around.



Or at least running a late night special... I kid, I kid.




Now hold up. Not only have I never had any I didn't work for, I don't know anyone who claimed to. There is always something involved in getting from point A to point B.

I gotten pussy that just felt in my lap. Unexpected sex is kind of the best sex.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Men thinking they do not need to work to get the house pussy is while they lose the house pussy......

If your sex is good, a woman is going to want to fuck you more than you want to fuck her.

I don't think men have to work that hard.

 

[Lancecastor]

I gotten pussy that just felt in my lap.

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=43399780#post43399780

 

[Aphro]

If your sex is good, a woman is going to want to fuck you more than you want to fuck her.

I don't think men have to work that hard.

Talk to me after you've been married fifteen years.

 

[Laurel]

Talk to me after you've been married fifteen years.

There is no one more sure of how to deal with women than my friend's 23-year-old single-and-living-with-parents brother.

 

[Laurel]

Like frfr. In house, is easy access. Something to lick and stick real quick.

Here you go: YWIA

http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/new-tenga-egg-onacups.jpg

 

[Aphro]

There is no one more sure of how to deal with women than my friend's 23-year-old single-and-living-with-parents brother.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

I'm sure he get's lots of action when he's not on the Playstation in their basement.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I wish Aprho and Yossi would post back to back.......

 

[smoothg103rd]

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=43399780#post43399780

I thought we been through this shit already. Running out of material? Lmao. You are really starting to bore me, Lance.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Here you go: YWIA

http://www.bitterwallet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/new-tenga-egg-onacups.jpg

The hell is that?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Talk to me after you've been married fifteen years.

I'm too young for marriage conversations.